i got teh cauht
 

well ia've been jackin shit from these stores for 3 years now, i usually just jack comp games and such, but about three days ago i was jacking a shitload of gaames and all of a sudden this bitch screams "help , help he stole my bag!!" , apparently someone took her purse out of her shopping care while she was gettin something near where i was than i got fuckin scared and thought she was takling about me so i tried to take all the games back to one box than when securty came they caught me putting them back and i was fuckin scared i tryed to run away but i froze and they took me to the police station and my parents had to pick me up (they were fuckin piissd off) and they guuy at the station gave me a warning and i was kickd out of the store for good, the worst part is i have to sleep with Diablo, my dog, in his small ass doghouse...:(

Don't steal stuff!

Don't get caught!

i have learned my lesson...now all i have to do is put on a fake mustache and iaam on my way back to the shelves :D

exellent. remember, the more times you've stollen, the better you will get at it. the point is not to get discourage by minor set backs.

i've been doin it for 3 years, iam like a fuckin professinal, but once i almost got caught for stealing a lord of the rings callender program for ur computer , i dont know why i'd steal that shit i dont even like lotr, mybe i was high?

I don't steal stuff since I was fired from Staples. I have my brother steal for me now.

"Whatever happens, dont get caught" - Al Pacino , The Recruit.

I liked that movie.

Yeah, it was great.

My friend is like fucking retarded or something.. here we go *doododo dododo dododo* (waynes world baby)

He comes over to my house with like 10 bottles of different types of cologne (each like $40+). Gives me and my friends a few, and then we head over to walmart.

He steals a pellet pistol, and a bag of fucking funions.. right now im starting to think this guy has a serious problem. Than we go to blockbuster to look at video games, and he tags along. All the sudden we are about to leave, and the buzzer goes off. The lady goes wait stop walk through again you 2 (me and him) i did.. didn't go off. He did, it went off, the lady asks him to lift up his shirt. And sure enough theres a PORNO wedged in his pants sticking up, and the lady tells us all to go and for him to stay. She ends up calling his parents and he can't go back ever again. He was almost in tears, and hes some tough fuck.. I felt real bad for him, and worst of all, his parents don't even care.

Didn't even care about him failing 8th grade.

Very touching story. Btw, FIX YOUR SIG.

Actually... don't tell him to fix his sig... tell Penguin to fucking fix iownjoo.com's image hosting.

It's free, don't complain.

I'm complaining because it doesn't work...

Yes it does.

why not steal somthing useful anyway?