Uh oh.
 

Well, football season has almost started, and practice has been going for a good week so far, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Well, at least until todasy.

I had a messy tackle, and someone's helmet chrused my leg. I didn't notice how bad it was bleeding until about 15 minutes later. Right now I'm sitting at home, and it's bleeding heavily (i'm on my secon, and I have a roaring pain in my whole shin. It'[s probably broken and I won't be able to play, but most importantly I don't have any gas and can't go to the hospital.

So uh, I hope I dont pass out or something. That would really suck.

just another reason not to play football your goods could get hurt

did you try beans?

... Wow. It seems that there has been a previously nonexistant uprising of people like Zagggon and Avaro talking about their "H0+ AZZ w0M3N!$!$!" and constantly mentioning totally random things about their "goods". I don't think uncapped's shins qualify as his "goods". Has the youth of Zelaron finally hit puberty?

uh im 15 going on 16 on sept3 so fuck off bags

Call 911!!! Free transportation whooohoo!!!

cant wait to drive

zagggon driving? just another reason to stay off the road...

My brother took me to the hostpital last night about 1/2 hour after I posted that. I got quite a few stitches, and some x rays that showed a nice clean fracture in my shin. I definately won't be playing football this year, or walking for a long time. Right now I'm in a wheelchair :(.

awww

Late bloomer?

rofl

Ahh... The good ol' days of playing Football... I miss those days... What position did you play? I'm a T.E., sometimes a D.L.

whenever i played i was bench warmer :(

Eck. Fooseball...I think I'll stick to Cross Country...No broken bones there.

i got my left ankle busted playing soccer last week, i guess its ok coz iw as about to quit soccer anyway

I played outside linebacker on defense, and 3 back on offense. I'm not the greatest, but I take it seriously and I think I was going to start this year. So long to that idea.

oz;

Please stop spamming my thread, faggot.

oh sry i didnt realize this was an actual thread cuzz it was made by such a short tempered fat cheeked not funny comedian.