Guess what I ate today...
 

...a salad.

First one ever.

Then I ate like 10 mini-burritos to make up for it.

Schweet.

Quite the accomplishment...

Do you...hate vegetables? I like salads as long as they don't have potatos and they have Ranch dressing.

Ah... I was gonna say you ate dick...


...wrong again.

what type of salad was it?

One with lettuce.

Oh but you don't know that

Lettuce, Cabbage, Carrots, Crutons, Eggs, Bacon Bits, Ranch.

sounds good...

best salad imo is ceaser

*barf* Sick. I hate cabbage.

Ceaser salad with a hint of bacon bits is 1337 shit. Everyone should havce tried it. If you havnt, i command u to. You have no idea what yoru missing.

I love salads...

That's the thing dog. I don't like cabbage either. Or lettuce for that matter.

Salads own you all !
All bow before the mighty salads !

my salads are made of lettuce and tomato, thats it.......

my usual food a day is this : nothign in the morning, hardees thickburger for lunch, meat/chiken about 3pm, 20 grams of creatine

I like salad...With Carrots and Lettuce...thats all

screw salads, COOK YOUR FUCkING VEGETABLES

That was your first salad ever?? how did you know you wouldn't like it??

and this helps the purpose of eating the salad that you didn't want to eat very much huh...

salads are good. they somewhat keep you from getting fat. do u wanna be FAT? huh fatty? Hey everyone look, its a fat kid! you're just a big ol fat kid, aint ya fatty? Here is a candy bar fatty.