Top 5 Reasons...
 

Top 5 reasons racing is better than sex. (drumroll please)

5. Its acceptable to race in public
4. Your racecar wont leave you if you race with others.
3. If you break something while racing, its easy to fix.
2. Bigger racecars dont always get more attention.
1. People cheer when you finish first.

Lol that last one is good :)

Racing is not better than sex... But I like the list anyway! :D

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