Squirrels are gonna take over the world we must do sumthin about it.
 

Squirrels are spying on us you know that every morning when I wake up I see a squirrel watchin me from my window they are freekin crazy so do you guys want to help me to kill the squiirrels before they kill us.

Do you know why squirrels are going to take over the world?

Because they are in league with a legion of Evil Penguins who are also plotting to take over the world.

And do you know why the penguins are trying to take over the world?

Because they are under my control.

phear teh evil penguins with flaming red mohawks, y0.

This is so old...

What's so old? o.O

I think squirrels are gonna take over the world how about you.

I think I'm tired of you spamming in here, keep it in the chat forum, this is stupid and doesn't belong here.

I think if i said this thread was sad it wouldnt even be low enought to be a good description.

My originality meter is broken now, thx a lot...

PH43R T3H B4DG3R!!!!!!

This is the single nerdiest thread I have ever read. I can see Jessifer push up the frame of her glasses on her nose while she giggles and types about "evil penguins".

You forgot the *snort*!!!!

i dunno, but i think girls like that are awesome, :-P goofy like that, just awesome

In a way... but then in another way it's Nooo Goood

Do you think I should delete this.

THE mechanical squirrels! With pants! We fan't win!

The penguins are on my side!

*snort, giggle, pushes up her glasses* Haw haw!


No sir! The penguins are MINE!

Now thats what I am talking about the squrrels are gonna die they have neclear nuts they are gonna bomb us.AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS COMING THE NECLEAR NUTS I AM GONNA DIE! Oops false alarm its a fly.

The stupid conspiracies about squirrels and whatnot. I killed it long ago with my thread about pineapples, and it was probably dead before then too (hence the hostile reactions). So less of killed it, and more of shot its corpse.

I hope they bomb the stupid people first, y0.

I am dead serious the squirrels are gonna take over the world.

WAR ON THE STUPID SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!