sick baby jokes
 

ok...in no way am i a violent person...i just find these amusing...if u dont have a good sense of humor with stuff like this please dont read it might be offensive to some. That said:

What's black and taps on windows?
A baby in the oven.

What's blue and yellow and sits on the bottom of the ocean?
A baby with its floaties slashed.

What's red and sits in the corner screaming?
A peeled baby in a cot of salt.

What's more fun than hanging a baby on a spinning clothes line?
Stopping it with a cricket bat.

What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby eating razor blades.

What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby a month later.

How do you put a baby into a shoe box?
Use a blender.

How do you get a baby out of a shoe box?
Use a straw.

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Chop it's head off.

What's red and stands in front of the mirror?
A baby combing it's hair with a Potato Peeler.

What's the difference between a truck load of melons and a truck load of babies?
Melons don't stick to the pitch fork or wiggle as much.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

About five minutes in a microwave.

What's red and hangs from the back of a train?
A miscarriage.

What's yellow, crispy and lives in a fish and chip shop?
A battered baby.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was nailed to the chicken.

What's red and climbs up women's stockings?
A homesick abortion.

Why can you put babies into blenders feet first?
To see the expression on their faces.

Do you honestly have nothing better to do then write stupid baby jokes -_-

Did he write them? You give people credit way too fast sov.

no i got them off of a site...lol

but...i am bored enough to sit and try 2 write something like that...lol

YEAH! Kill all babies!

"How do you stop a baby from crying?
Chop it's head off."

Wish I could do that to people's kids when they bring 'em into business school..

i have that up there alrdy...but hey...lol...still good

A few of them amused me...slightly.

Otherwise, that was just stupid. :shame:

Same, few amused me. But I'm more used to this sorta thing cause good ole friend of mine is *evil*, very very evil. Mainly the ones that were amusing were more then 1 gag.

i knew this was coming, but hey some were original :-)

Original... but stupid nonetheless.

Only a sick stupidly disturbed mother fucking child molester would make a thread like this michealjackson2nd.

Dev, shut the fuck up before i stick a red flag up ur ass and throw u into a bull ring with a herd of cloned bulls genetically altered to ram gimps.

wow

These jokes are pathetic.

i concur.

tehehe say it again!

this is sick man !

Who?

tehehehe say it again!