Super Troopers
 

"Gimme a literacola."

"Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola before I break both your fucking legs!"

"You didn't eat both bags did you?"


"Call Guinness!"

"Man you must've eaten. like $100 worth of pot.... And fifty dollars worth of shrooms dude. So, you know I'll need 150 buck, whenever you get the chance."

"And that was the second time i got herpies" (door opens) "Puh, Smells like sex in here

"I love ACID!!!! Cops...."

"Next person to say shenanigans is gonna be pistol whipped"
"Hey, Farve, whats that new place downtown, with all the crazy shit on the walls?"
"What? You mean Shinanigans?"
"OooOooOOoo"

I loved that one!

"Pick your coat up and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."

CHICKEN FUCKER! bakok!

"Perhaps some spanking, cuffing is in order?"

"Will you two pull your heads out of eachothers asses.."

"That's easy for you to say, he's got a tiny little head."

"That's powdereed sugar."

"The lice hate the sugar...."

"It's delicous."


"Well, Abraham Lincoln says I'm (insert correct age here) and he never told a lie."

"I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddam literacola!"

"Candy bars!"

"Ah a bar of soap"
"I got you good you fucker"
"Nice prank farve"
"Better than the shit you pull mac"

"Bite it rook, make him look like a dick, just bite it...."



Rofl

"You are fraking out MAN................."


"Ursula, I'm naked!"


"Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead."