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Ganga 2004-03-30 12:34 PM

Thingies
 
Question #1: What does a cow have four of that a woman have only two of?

Question #2: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Question #3: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

Question #4: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?










































































YOU SICK PEOPLE STOP THINKING THAT, the answers are:

QUESTION 1: Legs
QUESTION 2: Coconut
QUESTION 3: BubbleGum
QUESTION 4: FireTruck

kaos 2004-03-30 12:46 PM

Oh my god. I'm a sex freak!

Acctually I dont get #2.

Vollstrecker 2004-03-30 01:37 PM

I feel violated...

RoboticSilence 2004-03-30 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos
Acctually I dont get #2.

This is because you aren't very smart.

DaFrigginDoctah 2004-03-30 03:19 PM

"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.

Thanatos 2004-03-30 03:21 PM

I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?

Titusfied 2004-03-30 03:23 PM

Heh, I got all them correct, what are you talking about? This is weird.

Titusfied 2004-03-30 03:24 PM

Nipples was what he was getting at, and oops if that was sarcastic... :(

Jamesadin 2004-03-30 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jizmo
I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?

Legs o_O If you got the answer why are you asking?

kaos 2004-03-30 03:34 PM

Legs? I thought it was tits...wtf. THESE ARE TRICK QUESTIONS!

All I can think of for number 2 is "cunt".

Arkantis 2004-03-30 05:23 PM

HA HA HA HA HA, that was awsome.

Demosthenes 2004-03-30 05:27 PM

Heh. La La

iceman887 2004-03-30 05:44 PM

u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good

Arkantis 2004-03-30 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman887
u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good

In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.

Penny_Bags 2004-03-30 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkantis
In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.

No, Arkantis... THIS was awesome:
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFrigginDoctah
"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.

Good work DFD.

kaos 2004-03-30 06:20 PM

Anyway. Cows have four boobies?

Penny_Bags 2004-03-30 06:50 PM

.................................................. ............................ mebbbbeh

Titusfied 2004-03-30 06:53 PM

What do you milk them from?

Ahhhhh, now we get it...

Penny_Bags 2004-03-30 06:56 PM

What I don't get is... what the FUCK is a coconut? Youth of America, with their damn innuendous fruit.

RoboticSilence 2004-03-30 07:11 PM

http://www.delinoix.com/coconut.jpg

co·co·nut also co·coa·nut
n.

1. The fruit of the coconut palm, consisting of a fibrous husk surrounding a large seed.
2. The large, brown, hard-shelled seed of the coconut, containing white flesh surrounding a partially fluid-filled central cavity.
3. The edible white flesh of the coconut, often shredded and used in food and confections or for the extraction of coconut oil.
4. A coconut palm.

It's not native to America, it comes from the Caribbean but I think some may have been planted in parts of Florida.


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