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Jamesadin 2004-04-03 07:38 PM

Chain Letters...
 
Ok, I just got this in the email today, and I personally think its fuckign pathetic.



READ THE PARAGRAPH IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear Hotmail User,

Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to

Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastly

running

out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who

does not

receive this email with the exact subject heading, will be

deleted off our server.Please forward this email so that

we know

you are still using this account.

WARNING WARNING

We want to find out which users are actually using their

Hotmail

accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass

this

e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do

not pass

this letter to anyone we will delete your account.





From Mr. Jon Henerd

Hotmail Admin. Dept.


Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Hotmail members, we will delete your account. Sorry for this inconvenience.

Sincerely, Director of Hotmail Services

Aaron Lopez

Please do this! Some of my friends have already gotten deleted and you aren't allowed to send it back to the person who sent this email to you!!!






My God! Post some other shitty chain letters in this thread. :D

platnum 2004-04-03 07:59 PM

Sned this email to 20 other people and you will get sex with beatiful girl!!!!11

Arkantis 2004-04-03 09:22 PM

What the hell, my ghrammer sucks and I noticed problems in that. If you are gonna write some shit like that, make it right.

Grav 2004-04-03 09:24 PM

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What the hell, my ghrammer sucks and I noticed problems in that. If you are gonna write some shit like that, make it right.

.....WHAT.

Arkantis 2004-04-03 09:33 PM

I was saying that in that chain letter there was a mistake that stuck out at me, and if you are writeing somthing offical there should be NO mistakes.

iceman887 2004-04-03 09:35 PM

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

‡AC‡ 2004-04-04 06:35 AM

Arkantis commenting on proper grammar, strange...

Thanatos 2004-04-04 08:18 AM

No no, not "grammar." He said "ghrammer"

Penny_Bags 2004-04-04 12:21 PM

Lay off him, he is making a good point for once. His "ghrammer" is so shitty, yet even he recognizes mistakes in that. If something is meant to look official, it should be done right. However, his posts aren't official business in his eyes, so he doesn't bother with corrections obviously.

Sovereign 2004-04-04 12:58 PM

i got somethign for that once, except it was for aim accounts. I had to im certian people and aol would track it adn whatnot, fuck that i just closed the im from the person who sent it to me.

‡AC‡ 2004-04-04 01:37 PM

i just said it was strange for him to comment on that subject. his good point was irrelavant to my statement.

KagomJack 2004-04-04 06:29 PM

i hate fuckin' chain letters >:|
i get those kinds of chain letters in Yahoo messenger, and i am very annoyed with them. Do this and that because you'll lose Yahoo messenger! etc. etc. etc. bullshit bullshit bullshit. It annoys me so fuckin' often.

Neko 2004-04-04 08:02 PM

>>this is a story of tru love~|~

>>one day a girl was walkin alone. three boys went by her and we're calling her names.

>>she went home to unuther boy n cried. he listened an listened to her but didnt say a word.

>>finnally, she asked him "do u even care bout me?"

>>he replied, "i cannot say words to even say how wrong they are. i love u and u r the best girl in tha world"

>>send this message to the people u love.

>>~0 ppl---you will have bad luck in love 4ever
>> >>~1-3 ppl---you will find ur prince maybe
>>~4-8 ppl---a cute boi will ask u out
>>~9++---u will find tru love in the soon future


That is probably the stupidest chain letter I have ever recieved. Apparently I shall die poor and alone if I don't forward some poorly written piece of incoherent fluff to as many people as I can.

What I wonder is, who actually writes these things? :confused:

Arkantis 2004-04-04 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Neko
What I wonder is, who actually writes these things? :confused:

The goverment.

Sovereign 2004-04-04 10:44 PM

Yes, because the govnt has nothing better to do then to write these chain letters to help its hard working citizens get partners...

Arkantis 2004-04-05 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sovereign
Yes, because the govnt has nothing better to do then to write these chain letters to help its hard working citizens get partners...

Exactly!
I told you guys.

Jamesadin 2004-04-19 04:58 PM

I got this one today:

Let me Test Yah!!!



You are driving down the street and you see an old man lying on the sidewalk with a broken leg. You decide to be nice and stop and help him. He gets in your car and you drive him to the hospital. A week later he comes back to your house to thank you. As he is about to enter your house when suddenly there is a puff of smoke and the old man becomes a fairy godmother. She tells you that you have 3 wishes. She says your 1st wish has to be about your love life.

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Now in order for your wish to come true,you must send this to the

person who sent it to you and your friends.

Send this to:

0 People-Bad luck and misfortune.

5 People-Your 1st wish

10 People-Your 1st and 2nd wishes

15 People-All 3 wishes

!!!~!!!GOOD LUCK!

Arkantis 2004-04-19 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesadin
I got this one today:

Let me Test Yah!!!



You are driving down the street and you see an old man lying on the sidewalk with a broken leg. You decide to be nice and stop and help him. He gets in your car and you drive him to the hospital. A week later he comes back to your house to thank you. As he is about to enter your house when suddenly there is a puff of smoke and the old man becomes a fairy godmother. She tells you that you have 3 wishes. She says your 1st wish has to be about your love life.

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Now in order for your wish to come true,you must send this to the

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Send this to:

0 People-Bad luck and misfortune.

5 People-Your 1st wish

10 People-Your 1st and 2nd wishes

15 People-All 3 wishes

!!!~!!!GOOD LUCK!

Still a virgin.


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