Some stuff from engrish
 

From engrish.com


http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/doorcock.jpg

A couple of bathroom signs:
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/discriminal.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/radies.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish...-treatment.jpg

Chocolate milk designed to choke you:
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/chokey.jpg

Read the football:
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/homo-robot.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/tight-pack.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/cowpoo.jpg

Think he'll make the turn?
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/high-medic.jpg

Heh, there is reasoning behind it all being translated wrong. But who cares, its funny.

I like the "Radies" one.

Aww dude I remember I saw you with you coors light in your left hand walking up Route 90 and some guy was swearing and you told him to back off cuz you didn't want your youngest son to hear that kind of language. You said don't mess with me I have 4 inches of buttgrass and 9 pounds of dingleberries

I eat green beret for breakfast

The high medic picture cracks me up.

I find all of them moderatly amusing!