Enlightened Conversation Between !K_A! and Moi!
 

PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: hahahaha
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: jean it ale harp ease
DOMINO155: clit or is?
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: alcoholism
DOMINO155: =titus religion
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: since my parents started hiding the booze(they know I've been drinking it) I've had to resort to other means of getting drunk
DOMINO155: like?
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: peppermint extract
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: vannila extract
DOMINO155: .,...
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: both are more than half alcohol
DOMINO155: that doesnt work
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: hell yeah it does
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: you have to drink a lot
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: I did it last night
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yessssssss
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: nonononononononononononononononononononononononono nononononononononono
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: no
DOMINO155: i win
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: no
DOMINO155: yes
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: told you
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: yes
DOMINO155: shit!
DOMINO155: no
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: maybe
DOMINO155: ok
DOMINO155: then its settled
DOMINO155: maybe
PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: scuba
DOMINO155: werd


Pwnage?

I have seen the light, and it is peppermint extract.

That shit is naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty. It's not as bad as the vanilla though.

My eyes have truely been opened. Wow. Amazing. Insipirational, even.

I've tasted vanilla before, it's sickening.

Peppermint schnaupps?

This almost makes me want to go get enlightened... AGAIN!!!!

No, peppermint extract. It's like a concentrated mint.

I think I can finally sleep well tonight having been hit by the light of "en".

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or what, but I don't get it at all. Inside jokes generally don't make good funny.

Definitely over your head.

You're probably right, I don't pretend to get drunk off of baking products.

Ever sexed up a baking product?

Do you consider oral to be sex?

Well, that really brings up a lot of controversy.

Is oral still sex? Are you still a virgin? Is it the thoughts or the physical action?

Find out next time on another exciting installment of-...... I'll go kill myself.

That reminds me of the time my friend got suspended by the asshole vice principal for having a bottle of mouthwash in school. Because it has a low low alcohol percentage in it.

Can you believe that? What a fucking joke.

Nah, I think it is perfectly reasonable. I would get suspended at my school if I was sexing up a bottle of mouthwash.

Ever try killing him? That will do miracles to cure that asshole attitude of his.

It would be pretty pointless, Slim. I graduated.