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Thanatos 2004-07-22 01:06 PM

Gummo
 
Has anyone heard of or seen this movie? I advise you to NEVER WATCH ONE F*CKING SECOND OF THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MOVIE.

Basically, it's an independent film that has won a shitload of awards but doesn't make ONE LICK OF SENSE. AT ALL. It's random scenes thrown together - that's it!

In one scene this redneck family are all sitting in their kitchen drinking beers and arm wrestling. A black midget walks in and beats the dad in an arm wrestling match. The dad gets furiated and destroys every piece of furniture in the dining room. What's worse is that the family is antagonizing him, yelling, "YEAH! BREAK HIS NECK! STOMP ON HIS BRAINS!" while he is headbutting a chair.

Another scene: two filthy kids are throwing stuff around at a dump. A faggoty kid walks up with rabbit ears on. The 2 nasty kids shoot him with a BB gun while the rabbit kid supposedly dies. The 2 nasty kids then go on a TEN MINUTE RANT ON WHY THEY HATE RABBITS. A little example: "I hate rabbbits! Rabbits is always smelling like a big pile of bullshit!"

I could give you countless other reasons to why this movie makes no goddamn sense whatsoever, but I'd be typing this thread until my hands hurt. God, I hate this movie!

Slim 2004-07-22 01:28 PM

Wait....a black midget? :confused:

NonGayMan 2004-07-22 01:42 PM

Whatcha talkin bout, Willis?

Slim 2004-07-22 03:05 PM

That's exactly what I was thinking...

Thanatos 2004-07-22 04:02 PM

Ok, this is a serious thread warning all of you out there to never rent/watch this movie. Do not mess up my Public Service Announcement.

The More You Know.™

slaynish 2004-07-22 07:39 PM

that movie was FUCKED UP.. i rented it a few hrs ago and watched it.. thanks for lettin me know of such a neat film

KagomJack 2004-07-22 08:33 PM

thanks for the warning dude! Now I definitely will never watch it now!

Thanatos 2004-07-23 08:50 AM

You saw it slaynish? Wasn't that the weirdest thing you've ever watched?

Penny_Bags 2004-07-27 08:17 AM

I wanna see it now.


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