The multiple personality thread.
 

In this thread, for whatever reply you are about to make, you have to say it first as nice as possible, then as mean as possible. Like so:

Example:


K, you have the idea.

manta i respect you trying to make this thread


manta, you dumbass suck my balls i no u would like it

Pleasant:

You forgot the "Pleasant" and "Unpleasant," but that's ok, everyone makes mistakes. You're still a cool guy!

Unpleasant:

Idiot, you forgot the fucking "Pleasant" and "Unpleasnt." I hope your balls rot and a seagull eats them in your sleep.

Pleasant:

Silly mantra, seagulls aren't real.

Unpleasant:

Fuck seagulls.

pleasant: welcome back, talk to kagom, you may just like him

unpleasant: from what i heard about you and my zelaron experience i just know you're gonna have a very hard time... and why are you gay ?? i think you're a pretty hansom old man (yeye, guess where i got that)

Pleasant:

You aren't the best at this game, Dr. Geekstar, but it's ok! :)

Unpleasant:

You are the dumbest fuck I know. If I didn't have a better sense about me, I would just delete your fucking account for making such stupid posts, bitch.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

pleasant: i dont like this game too much.

unpleasant: i start to hate this, now how should i know if thats good, bad or very bad ?

me: but hell, we dont care do we ???
i: no we dont !!
me: ah, good to know we're thinking the same :rolleyes:

Pleasant:

That was a somewhat confusing post to read, but I got the basic jist of it! :)

Unpleasant:

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, you are consistently making yourself out to be the biggest idiot to ever visit Zelaron. Cease to exist.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

pleasant: ur unpleasant made no fucking sense once o ever but thats ok

unpleasant: that made no fucking sense u dumbass go grab a dictionary bitch and learn english

Pleasant: Your grammatical skills need work, but that doesn't make you a bad person.

Unpleasant: Go back to 3rd grade, and learn punctuation/proper capitalization. If I were you, I'd go down to City Hall and ask for my tax money back.

KagomJack: tokill.ace, your English skills are lacking, but with some tutoring, that could be corrected. Have sex with me.

GravitonSurge: Donate yourself to a meat processing plant. That's probably the one place in the world you'll have a purpose.

Pleasant: Grav, you make me laugh!

Unpleasant: You sack of shit, why did you just waste a few seconds of my life?

Pleasant: You can find the good in everyone.

Unpleasant: Unfortunately, you usually spelunk their ass to find it. Fucking queer.

Pleasant: Thanks for the compliment!

Unpleasant: You bastard! May a thousand pigeons shit on your house and may a squirrel run up your pants...also, rot in hell.

Pleasant: You make gay men happy

Unpleasant: You make straight men angry

Pleasant: That was actually true...

Unpleasant: You vex me more than rotting fish

Pleasant: Kagggom dies

Unpleasant: Kagggom lives

Pleasant: You shut up and get hit by a truck

Unpleasant: You keep talking to me