The temperature thread.
 

In this thread, you're supposed to name any random object, followed by what you think it's temperature is (Celcius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin). This is so that the world will finally have a long-awaited catalogue of the temperatures of every object in the universe.

So I go first:

The..."L" key on my keyboard, 78 degrees F.

a white piece paper is 70 degrees F

this thread.... 700 degrees F.

Me:

Currently 100.3 degrees F.

Frozen Liquid Helium, 1 degree Kelvin

My fridge, 35 degrees Fahrenheit on inside, 72 degrees Fahrenheit on outside.

A wrench, 86.2 degrees F.

This CD beside me: 20 degrees C.

Boiling Water, 100 degrees celsius! Cooking noodles....

Lightning bolt ~50,000 F

Pikachu, 108.3 degrees F.

Not after this:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/1458

NOT A TEMPERATURE! You're fired!

Temperature of mjordan2nd getting fired, 36 degrees C.

The fork I just used to consume Kraft(c) --It's the cheesiest!-- Macaroni N' Cheese, 98.9 degrees F on the eating end, 86.2 degrees F on the handle side before I pick it up.

my bass 74.69458 F

my room. 70 F

Hot Skillet- 375 degrees American Fahrenheit (fuck your Celcius)

OMFG! in Australia all we use is celcius rofl.. my house right now- 29 Degrees Celcius!

OMFG we don't give a shit what you use, as long as you have some method instead of doing what souhterners in the US do: Bob, what's tha temperature? Ted? It's warm!

It's 60 degree Farenheit in the house right now -.-

The W key on my laptop keyboard after a few hours of gaming. 150F (yes, they become painfull to touch)