Worst injury
 

For me, discounting various surgeries, it would probably have to be when I was shot over my bike and skid down a long cement hill on my elbows and knees, basically tearing down to the bone.. that was fun.

Playing soccer in the rain. I was dribbling the ball when an opposing player slidetackled me from behind after another kid checked into me. Back of my knee was all bloody and I had pretty bruises up and down my leg. Couldn't walk without some help for a week.

I dislocated my pinky finger, playing catch with a nerf football.

How the hell do you manage to do that Joe?

When I was hanging on my b-ball hoop and it fell down on the back of my head. Cut open my head. 32 FULL tissues of blood.

I have no fucking clue. It wasn't thrown hard, and the thing is foam so you tell me. It ended up that the doctor just pulled the finger out and put it back into position.

Fell off of a see saw and somehow* got under one side. Fat kid jumped onto it, and broke my leg.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Another victim of the Gravitron?

What was that, homosauce?

Yo, chill my niqqa. That last comment was whack.

Don't get it twisted, you're a bunziccle.

MJ remembers this one. When i fell off a skate board and my fat ass broke an arm. Now i have a plate in it, yeahhhhhhhhhhh.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

You ain't nothin' but a bizzle fuckin' wit' a real d-o-double-gizzle. Fa rizzle. Ya heard?

Can't forget that one.

Die, Shinto!

Such a homothug.

When I was seven my friends older brother, who was a football player, not exactly a light weight, stepped on my arm. It broke in so many places.

Proably a tossup.

I was about ten. Me and my friend were in my nieghbors yard becasue he was never home. He had an inground pool and it was completely iced over. We decided to play on it. I fell and landed on my wrist. It broke the bone and dislocated the bone. The bone was sticking out of my wrist. Yea it was gross.

The other time I got bit by my Iguana in the finger. Lots and lots of blood and a few stitches.

I ran into a tree sleding. Broke my thumb.

Mine haven't been that bad. I used to play hockey, when i was in like 2nd grade. And I was defense and i was going to get the puck against the boards, now, it all happened so fast, I can't remember how it happened. I either got checked from behind, or I slipped on the puck. And i fell into the board a weird way. And my collar bone was fractured, the x-ray looked really cool, it was like a broken twig completely facing opposite directions. Yea, but the weird thing is, being like 7, i still didn't even know what happened until like five minutes after it happened and i realized i couldn't use my left arm. My second one would have to be I was sitting on my pinball maching(black hole, pretty sweet one) and we had a big exercise ball, and I got off the machine, and stepped on the ball and fell back and cracked my head open on a giant knut jutting out of it.

I went off a 5-6Metre Cliff with a Beach Umbrella.. didnt turn out like i thought it would, i only fell twice as fast, and the umbreall hit me pretty hard in the head-

end result was, Broken ankles, broken knee, big Bump on the head.