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Fuck You. Gd.

A fellow hammerdin hater?

Har Har Har

i hate hammerdins there just so boring woohooo i can make little floating brown shits from my armpit

Eh, its not the way they attack, It's the fact that well built ones can do upwards of 14,000 dmg in one hit >_<

So fun killing them with a barb though, especially their comments:
"If you didn't run away I would win"
"If you were naked I would win"
"If you were not using dr I would win"
"If I wasn't lagging with 45 ping I would win"
"If you didn't teleport I would win"
"If you didn't throw rancid gas potions I would win"
"If you didn't have good gear I would win"
"If you didn't have any life I would win"
"If you weren't using noob ebotd I would win"
"If you weren't using weapons I would win"
"If you weren't using enigma I would win"
"If you weren't using high resists I would win"
"If you weren't using absorb I would win"
"If I had a higher defense enigma I would win"
"If you didn't use bo I would win"
"If you didn't have so much mana leech I would win"
"If you didn't have so much life leech I would win"
"If you didn't do so much damage I would win"
"If you stood still I would win"

Are you stupid if anyone stood still a lvl 9 could kill them...might take forever but ya... no one says if you stay still i would win cause its common sence...

Well they don't say it in that sence but its all the same. "Omg you run too much. Noob". Its basically the same thing. They want you to stand there, and let 14k dmg hammers hit you.

Life rep and def and level advantage alone might make that impossible but w/e

i dont like em cause they boring

i think hammerdins r funner to pk with, but they get boring.