Allen Wrench...
 

How do you feel?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

That's so koool!!!


Note: I got cum on my keyboard's new wristpad :(

Kill!....kthxdie?

I feel bad... He is, afterall, the World's Most Important!!

But I want him to be killed so, so very much...

Well, I'm kinda tired and I've got a little bit of a cough, but other than that I feel good. Thanks for asking, DFD.

Anytime.

Kill Allen Wrench?

Kill Teh Nigger>

Gosh golly, no!

Who's Allen Wrench?

You mean you don't know?

Pretty much.

Good. Then I'm not the only one. Someone, explain!

Yea, or face the allmightyness of something.

yeah i dont know who he is either... i just voted to kill him anyways

Yea, just cause death can be cool.

I voted no because I don't know the guy. If I knew the guy.. that's a whole other story.

Ha ha. I get it. Google search comes up with: Allen Wrench:

KILL ALLEN WRENCH - Punk rock's Most Important Band !!!

Kill Allen Wrench.com is meant for ADULTS ONLY !!! If you are under your country's legal age to view porn... ... Allen Wrench's Satanic Sunday School ! ...
www.killallenwrench.com/ - 44k - 16 Oct 2004 - Cached - Similar pages


Clever. So if we vote not to kill him, that is voting not to kill some guy called Allen Wrench, but voting to kill him is more or less quoting the band "Kill Allen Wrench", right?

Or have I go the wrong end of a completely different stick?

Sounds odd. Meh