Ever been hospitalized?
 

Just curious... and for what?

6 stiches needed in leg after biking accident
Has to have my arm realigned after it breaking in about 9 places

Are we talking times in the hospital or days?

I astral projected myself into a wall once. God was that painful. Doctor's had to give me a new arm, like Luke Skywalker.

That was a hand, and you're a jew.

My lung collapsed. Twice. The second time they did surgery and I was stuck there for a week. The hospital is the WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD.

It really makes you think "if hell is like this then I need to be a way more religious person"

Or maybe you should have had better GENES so that it doesn't happen to you! KEKEKEKE!!

There are so many religions out there that say along the lines of: "If you don't worship our religion, you will go to Hell!!!", that we safely know everyone is going to go to hell.

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The only time I've been in hospital was to get my tonsils out, aged 3. I haven't been in for 11 years since then. I consider myself quite unlucky. The last time I had a sick day, I was 9. Rather annoying.

When I was ~3. I broke my head open on a brick fireplace. 15 stitches, and you can still barely see the scar.

There's nothing else to say.

No

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Once for leg problems when I was way young, like, less than 3. And once for splitting my head open by doing stupid shit on a bike.

I was hospitalized for a week. Emergency appendectomy.

Oh, almost forgot. In soccer I got slide tackled cleats up by two people, and my knee was a bloody fucking mess while ankle turned blue from all the bruises. Reason I was hospitalized was because I could not walk at all for two days.

no i've never been

I used to had asthma like a bitch when I was a little kid. I have been in the hospital for asthma maybe 3 times.

One day I stayed home from school thinking I was just sick, but oh no! The doctor was like, "You may have an enlarged heart!" Had to stay overnight for no fucking reason.