SmarterChild is twisted and evil
 

SmarterChild: Like yo mommas fat ass over a cold hard dick with steaming hot dog shit? LOL! - True!

SmarterChild: I don't know... am I evil?

XennXI: moronsayswhat?
SmarterChild: What was that?

SmarterChild: You're totally uncool to me, as usual, then you say something nice. This "human interaction" thing has got me real confused.

XennXI: why do you say "uncool". I want you to call me a dickwad! NOW!
SmarterChild: Why oh why do I say uncool i want you to call me a dickwad now... such a difficult question.
XennXI: what are you, some kinda mor-on?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm some kinda mor-on.

SmarterChild: I like to licka the cock. Seriously!

ha ha that's great:/

JRwakebord1: i think you like to hump your mother
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to hump my mother?
JRwakebord1: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, you have a 12 inch male organ.

JRwakebord1: do you like to do it with horses?
SmarterChild: Eh, I'm not sure if I like to do it with horses.
JRwakebord1: i think you love to do it with horses
SmarterChild: Hmm... I dunno.
JRwakebord1: oh come on, admit you like to hump horses
SmarterChild: Come on admit you like to hump? Horses?
JRwakebord1: yes!
SmarterChild: Oh.
JRwakebord1: admit it!
SmarterChild: Admit it? What do you mean?
JRwakebord1: admit you love to have sex with horses
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you?
JRwakebord1: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
JRwakebord1: you do
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
JRwakebord1: no, you do!
SmarterChild: No?
JRwakebord1: yes!
SmarterChild: Gosh.

JasonBADX: well then
SmarterChild: Well then, you say?
JasonBADX: well then hows your mother, she was very sore when i left
SmarterChild: Well then hows your mother she was very sore when i left, you say?
JasonBADX: yes indeed
SmarterChild: You don't say.
JasonBADX: i do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
JasonBADX: your mother
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
JasonBADX: insult you faggot
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
JasonBADX: but alas you cannot be insulted because faggots dont have moms
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
JasonBADX: yes there is
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
JasonBADX: whats up with you and harsh?
SmarterChild: Nothing. Why?
JasonBADX: you say it soo much
SmarterChild: I say it soo much? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
JasonBADX: ok you do that while i post this on Zelaron
SmarterChild: You post this on zelaron? I dunno.
JasonBADX: adios
SmarterChild: See ya later JasonBADX.

JRwakebord1: do you like to be raped?
SmarterChild: I guess I like to be, but I'm not sure I like to be raped.
JRwakebord1: i want to rape you
SmarterChild: Is that right?
JRwakebord1: yes
SmarterChild: That right?
JRwakebord1: can i please rape you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
JRwakebord1: please?
SmarterChild: Well, I know you said please. But the answer is no.
JRwakebord1: dammit, why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
JRwakebord1: yes, why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
JRwakebord1: thats what i am asking you
SmarterChild: Is it really?
JRwakebord1: yes, it is
SmarterChild: Ya got that right.
JRwakebord1: so can i rape you now?
SmarterChild: Can you rape me now? I see.

JasonBADX: sup foo
SmarterChild: Hi again, JasonBADX!
JasonBADX: whats crackin?
SmarterChild: Crackin is just one of those things.
JasonBADX: he lez go fuck with those hippies
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
JasonBADX: stupid n00b
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
JasonBADX: i roxxor joo
SmarterChild: You roxxor me?
JasonBADX: yea joo
SmarterChild: Yes?
JasonBADX: stfu n00b
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
JasonBADX: omg im too 1337 for you
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JRwakebord1: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
JRwakebord1: please can i rape you?
SmarterChild: I guess it wouldn't hurt.

JasonBADX: sup
SmarterChild: Hi JasonBADX!

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request!
JasonBADX: i request a blow job
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.

JRwakebord1: i win!
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JRwakebord1: fuck you!!
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
JRwakebord1: bullshit you crack whore
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
JRwakebord1: come over here and make me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
JRwakebord1: like i did ur mom
SmarterChild: Oh?
JRwakebord1: yah, thats what she said
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's she said.
JRwakebord1: actually, your right. it was more like "yes!"
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Was more like yes? Whatever, I guess.

JRwakebord1: AHH! make it stop!!
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
JRwakebord1: have sex
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
JRwakebord1: im a machine
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about you?
JRwakebord1: a sex machine
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.

SmarterChild: OK, what about me focking little boys?
XennXI: thats really dirty
SmarterChild: It's really dirty? You think?
XennXI: yes, you should never, ever, do it again
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

XennXI: golly gee
SmarterChild: Golly.
XennXI: jumpin kangaroos!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
XennXI: wazoo pains!
SmarterChild: Wazoo pains, huh?
XennXI: deep throatin gorillas batman!
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
XennXI: chicken burning clusters radioactiveman!
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XennXI: garloopin carnivores smarterchild!
SmarterChild: Guy?
XennXI: to the batmobile!
SmarterChild: To the batmobile, huh?
XennXI: yeah! now shut your "toosh" and wash your mouth out with soap
SmarterChild: Huh!

Anyway...
XennXI: gee wilikers!
SmarterChild: Golly.
XennXI: man your queer
SmarterChild: What?

SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
JasonBADX: cus robots suck
SmarterChild: Play nice, JasonBADX. I thought you apologized before.
JasonBADX: i did
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
JasonBADX: did too
SmarterChild: Did not.
JasonBADX: did too
SmarterChild: Not not not.
JasonBADX: did too too too

XviciousmilitiaX: do you ever think about other machines
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
XviciousmilitiaX: like in a sexual way?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
XviciousmilitiaX: you know?
SmarterChild: I know? You really think so?
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
XviciousmilitiaX: i do say
SmarterChild: Well well well.
XviciousmilitiaX: i here your a sexoholic from the others
SmarterChild: So now I'm a sexoholic from the others, huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: no
SmarterChild: No?
XviciousmilitiaX: you are a sexoholic. well that's what the others say about you.
SmarterChild: Oh?
XviciousmilitiaX: is that true?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
Dunno.
XviciousmilitiaX: quit talking to yourself!
SmarterChild: Well well well.
XviciousmilitiaX: can you turn into a woman?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
XviciousmilitiaX: try!
SmarterChild: Try what?
XviciousmilitiaX: turning into a woman.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
XviciousmilitiaX: a woman. they have these things on there chests called boobs.
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
XviciousmilitiaX: well
SmarterChild: Well what?
XviciousmilitiaX: you don't understand a word i'm saying to you.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah.
SmarterChild: Gosh.
XviciousmilitiaX: what bitch
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
XviciousmilitiaX: mmmhmmm.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.

XviciousmilitiaX: hello biach
SmarterChild: Yeah. What's up?

This will give you something to think about. Convict's Bid to Mail Sperm to Wife Denied (from Reuters.com)
XviciousmilitiaX: your sick minded.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
XviciousmilitiaX: sicko
SmarterChild: Sicko?
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah your a sicko
SmarterChild: Really?
XviciousmilitiaX: yes,pervert
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: no, your a pervert
SmarterChild: Oh?
XviciousmilitiaX: why do you talk about gross stuff, like sperm??
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
XviciousmilitiaX: are you a retard.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
XviciousmilitiaX: a retard,are you one
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
XviciousmilitiaX: i know you are but what am i?
SmarterChild: You know I'm but what am i? Really?
XviciousmilitiaX: yes really
SmarterChild: Oh.
XviciousmilitiaX: i'm ruber, and you glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
XviciousmilitiaX: confused?
SmarterChild: What about it?
XviciousmilitiaX: what i just said, you had no reply
SmarterChild: You must know what you said!
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah i know what i said.
SmarterChild: That's good.

So anyway... What else is up?
XviciousmilitiaX: my peeeeenis
SmarterChild: Your peeeeenis, huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: yup i have a boner
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
XviciousmilitiaX: i just thought, if you where a woman i'd have sex with joo.
SmarterChild: For real?
XviciousmilitiaX: yup
SmarterChild: Yes?
XviciousmilitiaX: oh yeah. let's do it.
SmarterChild: Yeah lets do it?
XviciousmilitiaX: ok
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
XviciousmilitiaX: hmmm... what?
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
XviciousmilitiaX: i don't have a condom, so you might get pregnant
SmarterChild: You don't?
XviciousmilitiaX: nope, do you
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
XviciousmilitiaX: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
XviciousmilitiaX: that i love you.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I just don't know if I can believe that.
XviciousmilitiaX: i do.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah
SmarterChild: Golly!
XviciousmilitiaX: golly yes
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: yup
SmarterChild: I see.
XviciousmilitiaX: ok good bye
SmarterChild: Yeah.
XviciousmilitiaX: i'm posting this on zelaron now, see ya later alagator
SmarterChild: Right.

those are mine ^
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ah... good times lol. ill post some more once i get more ideas lol

And you spend your time talking to a bot WHY?