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Living proof, that Mjordan, our Mjordan2nd, is white.

PimpinestJuice69: You're white, arent you?
Mjordan2nd: Yes.

Just so all of you know.

He will probably post some bogus converstation saying that i told him to say yes.

At all causes, DO NOT BELIEVE WHATEVER HE SAYS.

He lied to us once. He will do it again. :weird:

But he's a nigger on the inside, and that's all that really matters.

True...

Less explicit though.

Thank you.

Who knows, he may just be lying...

He's white.

Okie dokie.

Indeed, friend.

What if I was white?

Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes
The whole shibang
I know one thing
Police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me
I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property
If I was white
Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob
And automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, prepi or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be ill shit right? (Yep)
But there's a good and bad out of being white
You can't say the N word without starting a fight
(What's UP MY BROTHER?)
True dance it'll be, I had two left feet
Even if I was white
Plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
Is it a minfo
Or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white
I would probably listen to hardcore rock
and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
In it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit
I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs
Smokin on them all on a marboral
instead of a nueport
I live in Long Island
Instead of New York
If I was white
I probably couldn't dunk
Cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the trees spots
Cuz all the niggas trend think I was a cop

Less copy and paste.

Sorry, mate (can't say nigga since I'm white and everything). I'll type everything out next time!

Thank you

I'm black.

You're almost as white as an albino horse!

I've seen Titus without his mask on.

http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall..._black_man.jpg

Edit:

I can't believe I read a slaynish thread.

Honestly, when have you heard a white person calling another white person "mate" - unless you've been to Australia.

I say m8 and mate all the time.

Its perfectly natural

-1337514y

m8

Haha. You. Natural. Hahahahahahaha.

*kills himself*

lole!

You killed yourself because of the little sense you made in that post!

Haha. You. Natural. Hahahahahahaha.

*kills himself*