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Whats blue at the bottom of a pool?
- A baby with slashed floaties...
Whats red floating at the top of the pool?
- A slashed baby with floaties o_O

Hahahahano.

Where can I get GRAV ATTACKS?

Another baby joke thread! You're the 1000th person to do it; congrats!

I love these threads.

I can move up to pre teen for you...

So the mom is getting ready to get in the shower and her 8 year old daughter asks:
"Mom can I take a shower with you?"
"Yes but dont look up and dont look down."
So the 8 year old daughter gets in and looks up.
"What are those?"
"Those are boobies."
"When am I gonna get those?"
"When you're older."
The little girl then looks down.
"What's all that hair mommy?"
"Thats pussy hair."
"When am I gonna get that?"
"When you're older."
So they get out of the shower and the father gets home from work. He jumps into the shower and the little girl comes up and ask to get in with him, he says yea and tells her not to look down. Of course she looks down.
"Daddy what's that?"
"It's a penis."
"When am I gonna get that?"
"In about ten minutes when your mom leaves."

Commence laughter...

HAHAHAHAHold.

Where can I get grav attacks?

Just mail Grav a box of feces. I'm sure he'd be more than willing to attack you after that.

I think that is illegal.

Point being? If he decides to press charges, it's still technically an attack.

But your mom loves me, I can't put her through that.

Thanks, Guy. Now I have finally found something to replace my old sig. You're my hero... I have too many heroes.

She's just using you. Get out while you still can. You already contracted the herpes, you don't want her sucking your bank account dry too, do you?

Por Bebies...

How do you get 10,000 babies in a phoneboth?
-A Blender

How do you get them out?
-A Straw

Whats the advantage of having a an 8 year old boy?
-Flip him over and he is an 8 year old girl.

ROFL...that one was good.

There are only so many jokes you can do though :( I challenge you to tell me one I have not heard!

Two guys go on a weekend hiking trip. The first day they travel together, but on the second day they decide to split up and cover more ground. At the end of the day they tell each other about where they went and what they saw and did.

Hiker #1 "I saw so much it was great, I swaw in a spring with a beautiful waterfall and saw the sunrise and sunset and watched the forest animals and soo much more. How was your day?"

Hiker #2 "Mine was even better. I found some old train tracks and followed them awhile until I came upon a beautiful women laying in wait for me. It was love at first sight for me and we started having intercourse in every position I could think of, it was awesome."

Hiker #1 "Thats amazing! How were her blowjobs?"

Hiker #2 "I couldn't tell you."

Hiker #1 "Why not, she didnt give you one did she?"

Hiker #2 "She would've if I had found her head."

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Lmfao. But it wasn't a teen/baby joke.