Happy birthday, MJ!
 

I have nothing particularly witty or amusing to say. So, I'll just give you a standard-issue "have a good one" and come up with something brilliantly hysterical at a later date.

Have a good one!

Our little mj is growing up

Happy birthday "BJ".

AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHA!
wait nvm that wasn't funny.
Happy bday, may the rest of your years bring happiness to many people.

Good God, he's already 14? I know somebody who just got a new set of pubes!

We're gonna have to start slitin' ya pubes, aiite?

Heh. Thanks everyone.

That cracked me up.

Well damned somebody had better make a thread ab00t my birthday in 12 days..

I told you I'd post something brilliantly hilarious later on.

Happy motherfuckin' birthday, Black Jesus.

Happpy B-Day...!

All of us at Zel finna bake you a birfday cake wit pink icin' and little rainbow sprankles, then we gon' have a gangsta party, aiight?

No, no, you said at a later date. You lying heathen!!

Word.

Word my nigga.

I knew niggaligga wasn't there I KNEW IT!!!

EDIT: Aah, it's Wiccan's B-Day too...

Too bad he's probably dead/pimp in chicago.

14. Whoa. He shows more maturity then ... well.... Me... and I'm 24.

Happy Anniversary of your Birth Date.

Hey, happy birthday. :D

Hope it was a good one bro. :)