A very merry un-birthday to
 

Everyone But Penny Bags!

Penny, you're so old.
Happy birthday.

Yeah, happy birthday man. You better not be able to read this thread until tomorrow because you should be high, drunk, and on crack right now.

Happy Birthday d0000d

Happy Birthday!

Fuck a guy for me

Since you lack the penile length to do so yourself?

No, he's just gay. (He loves the cock.)

Still doesn't explain why he would be doing it "for you"

Since I'm not gay, and all.

It kinda sounds like you're curious, though.

I'm just homosexually aware!

As is Kagom. :weird:

Dr. Seuss in ebonics:

“I think you be trippin’” liz-aughed the nasty ‘roo,

An’ the fresh ‘roo kickin’ it in her Prada bag said, “Dis homeboy too!

You got to be the trippinest fool in all the Hood of Nool!”

And then the ‘roos went to sip Bacardi and Ice by the pool.

“Oh snap, what whacked ‘tudes” the elephant snapped,

“Can’t let my tiny homeboys get capped!

I’ll offer protection, I got more street cred than they.”

So he packed them into his Buick and bounced it away.


A friend of mine from school wrote it and read that in front of the high school at an assembly. Pretty funny.

Dis niqqa said i got more street cred than they..dis niqqa is cRAZY!

Lol!!!! I could go there... but i'll spare everyone and you especially.

Thanks guys... fucking exams on my Birthday... I smoked some reefer anyways. My second time... but only because it was my birthday :)........................... I guess :D:D:D

God.
Alright.
Fine.
Whatever.

Just what are you referring to???

No shit! Wtf you talking about Penny?

Congrats on the birthday + reefer combo.