I was thinking.
 

Are all jewish people rich?

I don't know... zonalon.

Your sig is like....wow.

No, how could someones religion determine thier wealth. Its not like if you were to convert right now 500K dollars would appear in your bank account.

They seem to work harder than everyone else...so most probably...

Jesus is a Jew, and he's not rich, he's dead.

No. They're not. Are all priests celibate?

Are all alcoholics in need of an outstreched hand?

Do you mean a slap in the face? If so, yes

Do you uhh..... yahoo?

Bullshit.