Who's face... (poll)
 

....should I beat off on?

Your own.

I actually messed up the poll and then my internet connection got lost, hah. Let me fix it.

Oh, I can't.... well the choices were going to be


My own face
Lenny's face
MJ's black face
Wet Wired's face
My ex girlfriends face in spite

Is it really spite when you're the one sitting alone, beating off to a memory of her?

i'd say all of them just to keep you occupied for a bit i guess

Masturbate on the monitor.

Yah, and put a picture of each of them up at the same time, so that you can say you've done "all of the above"

Your own, because this thread sucks.

2nd choice would be Zagggon, but his face has natural semen repellant (the oil) most likely due to evolution.

Somebody nuke this thread.

That oil is one of the nastiest things I've seen.

I meant grabbing her, kicking her in the ovaries, holding her down, and beating off on her face. Just FYI.

It was supposed to suck.

Then what's the point?

Why me??

Ooooh...2 votes!!! Ha!!! Suck on that Grav!! I'm losing, and I'm happy!! Oh wait...MJ's losing...

Penultimate place...not good...