No one wants to blow me tonight.
 

Not tonight.... sigh.

Is this a joke?

No. I'm dead serious. I'm not that sexy.

I had the same problem yesterday.

I sympathize, Penny, I sympathize. Actually, just the other day, I saw this hot chick walking by and I was like, "Ay, yo ho, come here and blow this nigga right here." And you know that she had the nerve to say no? Oh my god, it hurt my feelings so bad. I was like...I'm not sexy?? And then I cried and cried and listened to Boulevard of Broken Dreams over and over again along with Avril Lavigne and Evanescence.

I didn't have that problem last night. :D

I have the problem everynight...it has to be my location...no willing blowers


And why is D3V talking about sucking?? The rest of us are talking about blowing...

Become a master of auto-fellatio, Penny. Problem solved.

i am sure if you talk to steveharris666 he might be able to help you out on your problem penny

Do you give lessons?

Bob wants video.

I want an instructional book-on-tape.

You're all questionable.

I'm moving this to chat.

I'd rather be questionable than predictable.

How am I predictable?

You are all about drugs, that's pretty predictable.

I didnt say you were...
Drugs are highly unpredictable...especially the hardcore ones. They make people inhuman.

Inhuman or inhumane?

Human cruelty by animals.
Both.