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!King_Amazon! 2005-06-28 02:53 AM

Anorectal abscess
 
Apparently I've got one. It's a bump next to my anus that is kinda dark blue like a bruise and it's filled with pus. My pustule on my balls is gone thankfully, but now this. WHY?

I've gotta get it drained by a doctor. That should be fun telling a doctor that I need an anal bump drained.

Adrenachrome 2005-06-28 05:23 AM

Fuck.. You're strugglin...

!King_Amazon! 2005-06-28 06:56 AM

No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.

Kaneda 2005-06-28 07:34 AM

Is he going to be taking and pictures for research purposes?

Thanatos 2005-06-28 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.

That blows, man.

I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.

Grav 2005-06-28 10:46 AM

Maybe a rib fracture? I'd get an x-ray just for the hell of it, not like they're difficult to come by.

Lenny 2005-06-28 11:02 AM

Ouch...you seem to be on the wrong side of bumps and pustules...

Mantralord 2005-06-28 11:37 AM

I fucked him so hard he got a postule on his ass.

Adrenachrome 2005-06-28 12:54 PM

Al has the gay.

!King_Amazon! 2005-06-28 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos
That blows, man.

I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.

Very doubtful that it's cancer, I had the same thing when I was younger and so did a few other people I know(didn't we already talk about this in another thread?),

Penguin 2005-06-28 03:48 PM

Google Image Search FTW!

Mantralord 2005-06-28 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin

If you turn off image filtering you get more. I masturbated to each one.

-=Rico-GP=- 2005-06-28 06:21 PM

Do it yourself with a needle and a mirror.

HandOfHeaven 2005-06-28 09:40 PM

Talk about infection right there....

!King_Amazon! 2005-06-29 09:18 AM

No shit man. It hurts too much, fuck that.

slaynish 2005-06-29 01:07 PM

Duke, fucking.

EWW

Its like a grape on your ass? That really sucks man, its like a life-ruiner. Good luck K_A.

!King_Amazon! 2005-06-29 03:17 PM

It's smaller than a grape. It seems to be going away.

HandOfHeaven 2005-06-29 09:08 PM

At least it ain't really big. I'd say go an tell a doctor about it if it's not gone by next week, despite the embarrasment.

Penny_Bags 2005-07-14 07:13 PM

Holy fucking shit. man....


Holy fucking shit.

!King_Amazon! 2005-07-14 08:15 PM

It's still there, it isn't getting any better or any worse, and it doesn't bother me, so for now I've got my own pet abscess.


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