Offically the shittiest day of my life.
 

Well, let me start out with my saying that my girlfriend and i have been going out for four years. It has been a very good relationship from the start. We always got along, we new almost everything about eachother, ect. Not to long ago, we took a small break, i guess she just wanted to have a little fun because she cant really do anything with other guys since we've been together for four years. We got back together and everything was going perfect. Untill my best friend ive known since the first grade started being an asshole. :mad:

I first learned he was talking shit about me from her. He basically told her i was talking behind her back, which was a complete lie. When i confronted him about it, he said she knew he was just kidding. (She takes everything she hears seriously). He told a few lies here and there. But today was THE MOST RETARTED SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!! He told her that he and i were playing playstation or somthing, and that i held a knife to his throat after he beat me in a race. He also told her that onetime when i was late for a date with her, i was really hanging out with him, though truthfully i was on my way back from the western part of the state.

So at the end of the day, we meet and are talking, and she tells me everything he said, my girlfriend believe my lying best friend, or former best friend, instead of me. So now we are "just friends" which i imagine will be the most akward thing EVER. :( So right now im the saddest ive ever been in my life. Theres also the minor shit like i just lost one of my other good friends, school, parents, ect.

Thanks for reading, if you have any advice it would be greatly appriciated.

If he is telling her lies, he isn't a real friend anyway. You will be better off in the long run by not associating with him anymore. As for your girl, I'm sure you will work things out once she realizes he was lieing to her, which will only happen if you reiterate that to her a lot.

You have to live and learn from this. Hopefully you will be able to avoid people like this in the future..

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I plan on kicking his ass somtime soon. And sadly, i dont think we will get back together :(

He's the very definition of a scumbag, and not worth your time. Find a new friend.

Assassinate him.

No, thats to far. Im just going to make his face unrecognizable with my fist.

A word of warning: In a repeated meeting of fists and face, your fingers are more likely to break than this face is.

I say slap him, it hurts you a lot less and him a lot more.

Except his pain is much more short-lived with a slap than a punch. That's the trade-off.

Then slap him a lot, then peel the skin off of his face.

Punching will bruise his face :) im not going to do real damage though, like break his nose or somthing. Just massive bruising. That is.... unless i get carried away, which has happened to my misfortune in the past. And im planning on talking to her this weekend, but only if she'll talk to me.

Ooo, or you could totally go the bitch route and wear gloves (like lacrosse gloves). Mine of padded inside, of course, but have hard plastic panels on the outside. Would hurt like a mother if you got punched in the face with those.

Haha, i only have hockey gloves. But i think im just going to use my bare fists. He's a semi fat pussy anyway, he has no chance against me.

Yes, you are certain to break a few bones with repeated blows, and at least one with 2-4.

Yeah, that sucks man. What an asshole.

That really sucks a lot. You should do what my friend (Arkantis) did to this guy who stole his bike. He went up, took off his bike chain necklace, and whipped the guy in the face. Did it again and the guy ran off like a pussy.

Heres what you do: Do not contact the bitch, she will come back crawling after you once she realizes you're not phased by her actions and that you can keep going without her.

Slap him in the face, knee him in the stomach, grab his head when he bends over and knee him in the face, kick out the back of his legs (still holding his head) and slam his face into the ground.

Stop talking to both of them.

1) Your "friend" is a total wanker.

2) Your girlfriend sounds semi-retarded. Anyone who takes everything seriously is not someone I would assosciate myself with, unless I was harassing them.

As stupid as K_R is, his advice seems solid in this case. Don't even talk to them.

Something sounds fishy, too. UZG might be on to something, here. Usually once you take a "break," it's over though. Regardless of if you get back together.