Believe
 

I am a firm believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He knows all and sees all!

And He has an unusual fondness for Japanese school girls.


*snort*

We need more pirates!

Well Mister Brooks, you finally converted me. I am no longer Atheist, but a firm believer and follower of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster.





Thank you.

The Game!

http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm

Glad to know. I'm sure you'll enjoy the stipper factory and beer volcano in FSM Heaven.

Kick ass! I'm so there!

That may be the most convincing argument for intelligent design ever!

So... fucking... stupid...

Do you mean the concept of ID, or the mockery of it?

What an awesome heaven.*wipes tear from eye*.. the spaghetti monster makes god look like road kill

Wow- thats something i thought i would never read

WWFSMD ??

Well?

What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Simple really if you think about it. The site's about a Flying Spaghetti Monster God, and you get T-Shirts saying: "What Would Jesus Do?".

Aye so it is... Amusing nonetheless to an extent, I go for whatever humor, in this sad world, laughing is a good gift to get.

...Now on with these appendages, I finished converting everyone and I must say, heaven looks nice if it's like that. But is this god japenese? he seems like the type who'd enjoy a nice tantalizing japenese schoolgirl or two, or twelve, or fourty five...

We be on the same wavelength.

Japanese schoolgirls are overrated. I'll go for a nice American-born blonde airhead. I think God might agree.

Pfft. Blondes. Brunettes all the way.

I can swing in many directions. I strike out every single time be it blonde, brunettes, redhead, even grey hair, but I never give up 'cause I am hopeless.

So, me and my god will worship our big-knockered blondes and you all can go to Asia and partake in some bukkake.

Mmm... bukakke...