Wow, that was confusing..
 

I was reading Gutter's profile just now, I after I was done, I saw that SYG posted it, and I was like, "Wait a minute, I thought SYG was younger, without a family, and in the military! Does he live a double life?? WTF??"

Then I realized that only Mods can post and start threads here.. Weird.

Personally, I like this forum because it shows the other side of the Dragoon's that you may not know about from messing around on Halo and Zelaron. It makes everyone more real. Good stuff.

Well, I personally didn't know that SYG was engaged. I knew me met a chick a while ago, but I had no idea it got so serious and they were engaged, so congrats on that part. I want to read more profiles.

Also, if there are any updates, feel free to post them here and the Mods can incorporate them into the stickied threads. But instead of just editting the post, we should make a new post in the thread, so people know an update was made.

Yea i had no idea either. I was like no fucken way. THats so cool. We all just show up to the wedding haha. Dragoon Crashers

Yea, so far the plan is to get married in spring 2007. Who knows if we get married though, things got serious pretty fast, and I don't even get back from this deployment until November 06. However I got my R&R vacation coming up in 10 days ;) I plan on coming back from that 15 days completly drained and hopefully unable to touch my dick because its so sore.

Make sure you get some lube. She'll dry out and get sore a lot quicker than you will!

I've met some chicks that were pretty decent looking and only went for guys in uniforms :P. Doing their 'part' for the country I guess :p.

Astroglide ftw!

I work at a supermarket and it's always scary to see 70 year old women purchasing lube.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Yea. And tonight there was this ugly chick purchasing flowers ...and she smiled and her teeth were rotten. They were BROWN and one of the stubbley little things was hanging out about to fall out it looked. So awkward standing there while she smiles and stuff ><. I thought I was gonna be sick myself, lol.

You should have asked her if Freddy Kugar was about to rape her because somebody that scary and ugly must be raped if they want sex.

She probably bought them for herself because no one else would.

Oddly enough that you mentioned Freddy. I helped this hot milf out last night and she had a freddy krugar glove in the back of her minivan, rofl (her hubby's.) She was freak'n gorgeous and she has like 3 kids or something. You couldn't tell at all. She was wearing a skirt that fight right to her ass, lol. Weird skirt but it made her look really good :D. Looked like a model.

Sounds about right. Gah that's sick ...and she comes in there all the time. Why does she smile so much!? No one wants to see that shit ...

Next time punch her in the mouth.

Then I'd have to scrape the remnants of teeth off my fist :/.

And you'd probably get infected with ugly.

You meant to say, the only way she can get sex is if SHE rapes someone. Who would rape her? Probally Graviton eh?

Burn!!! Pwn Pwn Pwn!

As that hertiz guy would say "exactly"