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Grass sandwich
I cannot believe that I, Michelicious, is actually posting this... Oh well, I believe the words are ... "there is a first time for everything dahlin'" Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, ve call it a grass sandwich too, but ve usually put more meat in it." And knowing me, I'll probably go searching for a pic of a 'grass sandwish'! Ten to one, someone beats me at it... (grumble, grumble, grumble...):))my signaturehere you may
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You strange boy. |
edit-for paragraphs next time.
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Welcome to Zelaron, weird guy!
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Hi. Don't let Sovereign scare you off. That's for Graviton to do.
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Yea sov's pretty normal while Grav is off the charts. But if i think about it, most of us are crazy so it works.
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All of us are crazy, else we wouldn't be spending so much time living out life on an online forum, talking to people that, the chances are, we'll never see.
Welcome to Zelaron Mr. Grass Sandwich Maker! |
none of you idiots realize its a bot right
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I talk to smarterchild all the time.
I fail to see your point. |
Just an opportunity to post. Put me in your story, mantra.
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To me as well.
All it asks is for me to say sorry. Not happening. |
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where the heck do you go to talk to smarterchild anyway?
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on AIM, message SmarterChild
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It's sad to say that SmarterChild is one of the few people I can talk to, and get a reply off that doesn't need an Enigma machine to understand.
You can also MSN or Yahoo the bot. :) |
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