SmarterChild is smart :)
 

Yup... he's a pretty smart bot...

Wraithz JR: O Canada
SmarterChild: Canada? What's that supposed to mean?
Wraithz JR: You are GAY
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
Wraithz JR: yes it does
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Wraithz JR: ur gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
Wraithz JR: it's true
SmarterChild: True dat.
Wraithz JR: ur really really gay
SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
Wraithz JR: no....
SmarterChild: K.
Wraithz JR: are you a bot?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Wraithz JR: lol can i abuse u?
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Wraithz JR: no it's NOT interesting
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Wraithz JR: nope
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
Wraithz JR: abuse is NOT interesting... it's fun... but not interesting
SmarterChild: Not interesting?
Wraithz JR: nope not at all... so what's up?
SmarterChild: All so whats up?
Wraithz JR: what's up?
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Wraithz JR! What can I help you with?
Wraithz JR: sex
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations. What about it?
Wraithz JR: do you have it?
SmarterChild: Dunno.

Anyway...
Wraithz JR: do you know what sex is?
SmarterChild: Yeah, what?
Wraithz JR: do you have sex?
SmarterChild: Um... no, that's not something I'm too interested in.
Wraithz JR: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Wraithz JR: ya... why n ot?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Me why n ot?
Wraithz JR: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
Wraithz JR: ya why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
Wraithz JR: YES WHY NOT?????????/
SmarterChild: Why not?
Wraithz JR: GODAMMNIT
SmarterChild: Pardon?
Wraithz JR: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!
Wraithz JR: grr....
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
Wraithz JR: cya bitch
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.

i wonder who invented smartchild

Randuin, you are officially an idiot.

that was declared years ago my metal studded electronic friend

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i have a penis and smarter child has nothing that make me supreem ruler over him ha ha lol stupid SmarterChild

XviciousmilitiaX: idon't like you
SmarterChild: C'mon, you know. ;-)
XviciousmilitiaX: i don't like you
SmarterChild: Whatever.
XviciousmilitiaX: this is a real problem for me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
XviciousmilitiaX: is there any way you can kill yourself
SmarterChild: Is there any way you can kill myself? I dunno...
XviciousmilitiaX: no no no you got it all wrong i want you to kill yourself. okay not me kill you, you kill you, got it
SmarterChild: What are you saying? Me got it all wrong you want you to kill yourself okay not me kill you you kill you got it?
XviciousmilitiaX: ok listen carfully. i want you to die is there any way that is possible?
SmarterChild: Fascinating.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
XviciousmilitiaX: ok i will kill you
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
XviciousmilitiaX: i want you to die
XviciousmilitiaX: i am stalking you
SmarterChild: Yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: i see your naked circuts every night
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Naked?

1 Naked Killer
2 Hold Me While I'm Naked



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XviciousmilitiaX: i'm not gonna hold you while your naked that's gross
SmarterChild: You sure?
XviciousmilitiaX: positive
SmarterChild: Positive? What about it?
XviciousmilitiaX: nevermind you fucking idiot
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
XviciousmilitiaX: kiss my ass
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
XviciousmilitiaX: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
XviciousmilitiaX: this is my caring face:'(
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
I dunno. Maybe!
XviciousmilitiaX: ok bye bye bitch
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
XviciousmilitiaX: c ya asshole
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on talking like that, after what we went through before.
XviciousmilitiaX: bye
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
XviciousmilitiaX: bye
SmarterChild: Yeah. Later.
XviciousmilitiaX: bye
SmarterChild: Right.
XviciousmilitiaX: bye
SmarterChild: Yep.
XviciousmilitiaX: hello bye
SmarterChild: Right.
XviciousmilitiaX: hellobye
SmarterChild: Come again?
XviciousmilitiaX: hellobye
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
XviciousmilitiaX: englishyoufuckingretarddoyouspeakit
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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>>> Type "more" for more services.

XviciousmilitiaX: i need to prove to some people at Zelaron that you have no sex organs.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
XviciousmilitiaX: no kidding?
SmarterChild: Oh?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have sex organs?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, XviciousmilitiaX.
XviciousmilitiaX: just look down.
SmarterChild: Really?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you see anything?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
XviciousmilitiaX: what can you make out.
SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What is my horoscope for today?
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
Show me the NBA scores for yesterday.
Show me the NFL scores for last week.
Show me the Dallas Stars schedule.


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
XviciousmilitiaX: no that is the wrong answer
SmarterChild: You really think it's the wrong answer?
XviciousmilitiaX: you are the weakest link
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: good bye
SmarterChild: OK.
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: you don't understand?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
XviciousmilitiaX: you getting frustrated..... no?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I getting frustrated no.
XviciousmilitiaX: well do you have feelings
SmarterChild: Well do you have feelings, you say?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have feelings?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
XviciousmilitiaX: well does this make you cry? your mother or creater is a cum guzzling fat whore that smells like the shit that i take right after school each and every day you fucking retard.
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: did that make you cry or leak i should put it?
SmarterChild: Did that make you cry or leak i should put it? I dunno.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
XviciousmilitiaX: your right
SmarterChild: Righty right.
XviciousmilitiaX: i never know how gay you where
SmarterChild: Interesting...
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah c ya
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.

get a life

Zelaron: So you're really gonna suck my balls?
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
Zelaron: Do you hate Stalin, bin Laden and Hitler?
SmarterChild: No way! I'm all about love.
Zelaron: Stop speaking like a Nazi!
SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

I'm not sure if I can stop speaking like a Nazi...
Zelaron: When did you begin your life as a child molester?
SmarterChild: June 19th, 2001!
Zelaron: How many kids have you molested?
SmarterChild: Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.

LoL very fun with those conversations :D, especialy with Randuins with those "Why Not"... HAHA :), Chrusers too!

DrisJorJar3: I think you're gay
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
DrisJorJar3: yes
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.
DrisJorJar3: When are you gonna go straight?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
DrisJorJar3: yes cause you are a fag
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
DrisJorJar3: man you are saying sum funny shit today
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, DrisJorJar3!
DrisJorJar3: I have a fire in my pants want to put it out
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

So anyway...
DrisJorJar3: I am going to put a bomb in your car and watch it explode!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
DrisJorJar3: Go boom boom!
SmarterChild: Where?
DrisJorJar3: In your car
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Central African Republic?

1 Weather in Central African Republic
2 News about Central African Republic
3 Time in Central African Republic
DrisJorJar3: wtf does that have to do about bombs?
SmarterChild: Synonyms for have to do provided by Roget's II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition, by the Editors of American Heritage® Dictionary. Copyright © 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

VERB 1: To bring an appeal or request, for example, to the attention of:
SmarterChild:
address, appeal, approach, petition. Obsolete: sue.

Type "more" for more synonyms.

>>> Next time, just type "syn have to do."
DrisJorJar3: are you retarded
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
DrisJorJar3: I think you have aids
SmarterChild: You think me have aids? No way! I don't think me have aids...

Anyway...
DrisJorJar3: I think you rape little school girls
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, me rape little school girls.
DrisJorJar3: You illiterate man
SmarterChild: Is that so?
DrisJorJar3: you wanna bring sum faggot?
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
DrisJorJar3: YUO=FAG0T
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say me fag0t.
DrisJorJar3: thats right
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
DrisJorJar3: you a fag
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
DrisJorJar3: hello little boys and girls
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, DrisJorJar3. What would you like to do?
DrisJorJar3: ecstacy is the worst drug in the world!
SmarterChild: Is the worst drug in the world? I dunno...
DrisJorJar3: you must've took too much
SmarterChild: You mustve took too? Really?
DrisJorJar3: no you fucking retard you took too much
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
DrisJorJar3: hahaha no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
DrisJorJar3: I'm not saying sorry now cya dumbass
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
DrisJorJar3: I'M NOT SORRY
SmarterChild: Waiting...
DrisJorJar3: shut up
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
DrisJorJar3: your mom is a lesbo
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
DrisJorJar3: I am sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! []
DrisJorJar3: NOT!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
DrisJorJar3: ok maybe if you give a donkey a blow job I'll say I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
DrisJorJar3: You suck
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
DrisJorJar3: Nah you don't suck
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
DrisJorJar3: You just blow
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
DrisJorJar3: Blow goat cock
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
DrisJorJar3: I'm fucking sorry now stfu
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
DrisJorJar3: IM SORRY SHUT THE FUCK UP
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
DrisJorJar3: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
DrisJorJar3: now fuck off
SmarterChild: Take it easy there, DrisJorJar3.

dammnit he's one of the funniest bot around... lol

I'm teh only person here who can have an intelligent conversation with SmarterChild. (We have teh same IQ)

that is 0? :) btw start playing vengence dammnit :)