........life........
 

life is like a river.... it has a beginning and an end but never ceases to exist,
if life could be anything u wanted it to be what would it be?

I have no idea, but doesn't this belong in the Life Discussion forum.....

If anything would go in that forum, i think it would be this thread.

It would be a big hamburger with pickles and ketchup. Mm.

You're supposed to eat Life like that? I usually have some in a bowl with milk, and it's cousin Cinnamon Life occasionally.

A buck nineteh fife.

It's 3 buckies here.

I actually hate it when people, such as yourself, come up with similies of life outside your own brain. You try to act all philosophical, when you can really just shove it up your ass. Yes, I do mean to offend you.

Exactly, and what kind of fucking question is

?

Leave the poor guy alone. He was listening to Boys to Men's "Life is like a River" when he came up with this.

Plus he's going through some hard times after loosing his girl, too.

"Loosing" his girl? Did he use a shoehorn on her or something?

Life is like ice cream. If you leave it out of the freezer for too long then you can drink it through a straw.

Life is more like a fan. It has multiple settings - low, medium, high... and if you have enough money it can even turn itself around - sometimes as much as 180 degrees. Sometimes it comes with it's own stand. Sometimes it's in the shape of a box -- sometimes it it's round and can rotate on an axis. But no matter what shape it takes, it always draws electricity and moves air around.

besides when you pull the plug or hit the off button.

Now that's just being facetious.

You're welcome =P.

I like guns.

I like pussy.

I like pussy guns.

Wow.... That'd rule. Though, you could just fuck a gun. If the barrel is wide enough.