Zomg Its Bob
 

I'm sure you've all been going through withdrawals. Sry bout that. I've been a bit... disposed recently. Well, I'm back. Sop it up. Bask. I won't hold it against you.

Aaanyhow, onto the real point of this thread.

Anybody remember how I won a laptop at Quakecon last year? Well, Quakecon just ended a couple of days ago. I won something this year too.

http://image.alienware.com/images/pr...0/hdr_shot.jpg

Alienware bitches!
AMD Turion 64 ML-44 2.4GHZ
1GB PC3200 DDR
And Good God it's got SLI
2x GeForce 7900 GS 256MB

And no head shaving or condom wielding for it either. It was the singing portion of a talent contest. I beat a girl who, after fucking up her encore, said she'd do anything to win and pulled her shirt up. *takes a bow*

Weigh it for me please.

8.5 pounds

Not bad. Grats ^.^

Who cares about how much it weights? It's a free laptop with pretty good specs.

Cleary Sov cared, not sure why though. Grats Bob.

Not bad at all.

Well done you! What did you sing to get it?

I need to go to those things then. What competition did you win it in? I could probably whoop up on some bitches =O.

So if you can't find a use for the laptop you won last year, I could really use a working computer at my apartment...

Curious at how much high end notebooks weigh....

My 2001 dell with a WHOPPING NON SLI 32 MB INTEGRATED GRAPHICS CARD weighed about 8 lbs with battery and stuff.

What did you sing? I imagine, Figarro!

The River
-Garth Brooks

They bitched and moaned a bit before I started, being country and all, but they quited down a few measures into it and actually began to clap rythm in the chorus.

of course in bobs notebook they just crammed 8 of those 32mb cards in octal-sli, just really really shrunken like when your balls get cold

Mantra = t3h t3kno gURU!

Mantre draws bees like no other.

You should record yourself singing Bob so we can criticize it and lower your self-esteem =P.

He won an alienware. He doesn't give a shit what we think.