Some Simpsons Christmas/Halloween songs~
 

(Jingle Bell: Trick or Treat)
Dashing through the streets,
He bangs on every door,
Dressed up like a clown
Even though he's thirty-four...

He's told to go away,
But he really needs a fix,
He would sell his grandma for a measly pixie stick, oh...

Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
Fatty needs some food!
He don't care if he's boston beaned
or merely charleston chewed, oh...

Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
This really is the worst.
When you are balding trick or treater
And it's noon December first!

(Twelve Days of Christmas:The Twelfth Day of Spook Night)
On the twelfth day of spook night
My Flanders gave to me...

Twelve stupid apples
Eleven bible verses
Ten stinkin' health bars
Where the hell's the candy?!
I'll get my own damn candy!
Don't tell me you don't eat candy!
Guess i'll settle for this blender
And i could use these speakers
I'll take these five golden things!
Four calling cards
Three french pens
Two CD players
And a partridge in a pear tree!

(Frosty the Snowman: Stinko the Zombie)
Stinko the zombie,
Was a corpse without a soul.
With a single tooth hanging by the root
and two eyes made out of toes.

Down through the village,
With his kindeys in his hands,
Children smelled decay as they laughed and played
A game of dodgeball with his glands.

There must have been some magic
In a corpse that skips and jogs.
But the kids knew they'd made a mistake
When they fed him to the dogs.

Stinko the zombie,
Was now a worthless pile of flesh,
but he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy,
You will always have John Tesh.

Sloppity slop slop,
Ploppity plop plop,
Look at Stinko go!

Chunkity chunk chunk
Clunkity clunk
Leaving pink stains in the snow!

Hehehehe, which is the best?

Trick or treat made me chuckle.....
Stinko the Zombie made my stomach twist...Blah..
I liked The Twelfth Day of Spook Night too but not as much as Trick or Treat

I kinda liked the Stinko the Zombie~ hehe...

haha 'fatty needs his food'... :p the first one. definitly. :)

sweet...crusty rules!!!!

i like the 12 days of chirstmas one is funny