I sneak!
 

Well today i was supposed to be not home..... but instead i stayed home and played morrowind for most of it..... then my dad got home and i heard him coming up to the door so i hit the monitor button to turn it off and jump behind the door just as he opened it.... whew all good he closed to door and continued on.
my heart was pounding it was soo close... then just as i decide its safe to go back to comp quietly i hear his footselfs outa nowhere and bam door opens........ i made it behind just intime! then the door starts too close it gets about half way and he opens it again almost hitting me by like half an inch....... then he closed it and went in his room and sat in his chair
man that was sooo close, now the next part i had to open the window in my room very queitly so he wouldnt hear, then get threw it without standing on my bed or chair cus they make too much noise, AND i had to hold the curtains up because they come down bythemselfs, there kinda broken... soo it takes me like 2 mins to get threw the window without making any noise, i jump the fence grab my keys out pocket go in threw the front and say 'Dad, Im home.'

all is well in the house =)

Did you perhaps see a little yellow icon at the bottom left corner of your vision field?

wow that would get my blood pumping, but this one time i was going through this parking lot and i hit a car and ran and i didn't have insurance so if i would have gotten caught i would have been fucked up the ass with a knife by my dad.

heheh yea i saw the little sneak icon =P

.......and damn vicious

yeah i'm a bad person