This almost tops the "Stupid things Thanatos has done" list
 

You know how people jokingly swerve their cars in your direction to scare you? This is that, gone horribly wrong.

I was pulling into my apartment complex and my roomate and 2 of our buds are playin frisbee. One is in the middle of the road. He sees my car and acts like he's going to chuck the frisbee at my windshield. Well, I accelerate and head towards him. He's not moving.. I slam on my brakes and swerve left to avoid hitting him. Instead of him moving towards the grass to his left, he takes a right and heads into the middle of the road. (Why? I donno)

SPLAT

My side mirror is now dangling on my passenger side and my windshield is all sorts of fucked up. The damage to him? Nothing. He's perfectly fine.

As soon as it happened my other friend came running up, opened my door, and said calmly, "Why did you do that?" lol

Gettin it fixed tomorrow morning though. Stupid? Yes. Somewhat funny after everything is said and done? Hell yes. Won't be doin that anytime soon!

Wow, just be glad it didn't end worse than that. I thought all along you were going to say you ended up hospitalizing/killing one of your friends and you were going to prison for the rest of your life. Just be glad it's only a busted windshield and a broken side-view mirror, it could have been so much worse.

That said, that's pretty funny.

Ahahaha.

I'm sure everyone can relate to that, somewhat. I've had my brothers ride on the back of my jeep going down our dirt road going about 45, and having them jump off.. if that counts...

Lmao. That would suck hardcore. I don't know what I had done if I severely hurt him. Yes, I was very very lucky in this situation. I told him "Hey man you're obviously not destined to die yet, you're gonna do something important with your life." His reply was, "Fuck no I'm not man" lol he's a hippy.

Which would explain why he went INTO the street.

You shoulda told him he's gonna be america's next top model. Now that would have topped the situation off nicely.

Hahahaha I'm gonna tell him that.

WOW.

Yeah, that's retarded.

I mean, retarded for him to run into the street....

He should pay!, lmao just kidding.

Seriously, why in his right mind would he run INTO the street. Now THAT'S hillarious....

that's why ...

amazing

Sometimes hippies are too free of spirits. Like the ones that cross busy streets hoping that they don't hit.

Any consolation, I was coming down a stepish hill(loose gravel, washboarded to hell) riding the brake and I took the corner and lost the back end on the gravel and washboard(car bounced a bit on the washboard), sent the back end swirving to the left a bit, me being stupid at 9:45am and in a bit of a panic, I tried to correct it and braked a bit ahrder adn sent the backend right around the opposite way so I was sliding down the hill almost completely backwards, into a ditch. Through this, I hit a barbed wire fence and went up on my side.

I came out fine(shocked as fuck though, was scary)and the car had passneger door and fender all bent to shit, mirror off and both passenger tired deflated. Was also scratched to shit.


Mind you, its an old 96 Grand Am( was in great shape though) so its not too bad(woulda been fucked was it one of our new Hemi Trucks). Junk yard parts cost nothing to get and put on, the only expensive thing is the paint job that will need to be done.

Happened this morning, car should be ready on monday. I am one lucky fuck, another car could have been coming or I could have went right over on the roof or hit one of the many tree's, etc.

Perhaps he's one of the pedestrians from the GTA games. Those guys piss me off. You know - the ones that jump into the path of your car rather than out of it.

Drivin around in a '07 PT Cruiser for the time being... it's pretty nice. Too bad I'm not gay or I'd buy one.

EDIT: Wanna know how much it's gonna cost to get fixed? $3100.... YEAH RIGHT. lol good thing I have a $250 deductible. Fuckin car repairmen.

Man, that's some bullshit. The kicker is, it probably only costs 1/4 of that for parts. They jack you on the labor.

Yea, when I ran into kaneda's car it cost like $5200 to get it fixed, $1000 deductible. :(

Grease monkeys gotta make their money somehow :-\

DAMN! You have some shitty insurance or what?

Yea I was thinking the same thing, I'm going through some stupid ass like Florida No fault, (the poor ppl's insurance company) and my deduct is still only 500 for a Fully covered car...