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glory_gamer 2007-06-26 02:37 AM

Tales of GLory Part 1.
 
Well some ppl know by now "Wake and sue" that saturday night glory got shit face at the bar. how could u blame him? It was 2 PBR for $1 and glory was in heaven! But he started off with a budlight which was $1. The all night PBR shots and Rum n Coke. O my he even had some liquid cocan which was 90% and delisions. Well during this drunken night he had some ladies come up to talk to him... ok nothing wrong there but when one comes up and goes:
"hi my name is carmen whats your man?"
PLease do not resawn in this mannor!
"MY name is carmen?! Wait cartmen? I dont really know my name so lets just leave it at that. Go get me another PBR.
This is the wrong way to talk to women. Second dont call a friend and right in the middle of the conversation drop the phone to yell at girls accross the street.
A: They thing your nutz and B: your not talking any kind of english at all.
Also Dont call a friend up and tell him that u can Pee, Talk, ANd drink your beer at the same time! Its a little wierd.
Also after i get done calling some friends i call this girl i like and mummble in the phone and all she could understand was her name and me yelling Inspector gadget. I dont think i can smooth talk my way out of that on?
Passing out on a picnic table is unconfortable. Just a little FYI guys. And this is just what i remembered that night. Glade i havent been told what else i did.

P.S. I called Gruesome and dont remember what i said so Gruesome Enjoy the message Buddy~!^_^

gruesomeBODY 2007-06-26 04:17 AM

I did enjoy the message, especially the part when you were walking home and you saw some girls and followed them around. You had no idea who they were and they kept asking you to get away, but you would respond " hey there is enough of me to go around." They finally got in a cab and you were lost, screaming "Gruesome come save me." I laughed for a good 30 minutes after that.

Lenny 2007-06-26 06:17 AM

Inspector Gadget? Hmmm... in form, a couple of weeks ago, we were having a discussion - What would you do if, before sex, the man pointed at his cock and shouted "Go-go Gadget Cock!"?

Sounds like you had a fun night, Glory! :p Planning on doing it again?

Titusfied 2007-06-26 07:23 AM

What the fuck? I basically understood what you wrote, but were you STILL drunk Tuesday morning from Saturday when you wrote this? Holy shit, you took illiterate foreigner to the next level. NEXT LEVEL!

Funny stuff though. It was almost like reading bullet points in a power point presentation of things NOT to do when drunk. Entertaining night, huh?

!King_Amazon! 2007-06-26 08:37 AM

You managed to understand him, Titus?

Titusfied 2007-06-26 09:25 AM

After a few years of experience with Glory talk, you acquire the dialect.

!King_Amazon! 2007-06-26 09:30 AM

What is PBR, anyway? The best I could find is that there's a beer named "Pabst Blue Ribbon" but he said that he was doing shots of "PBR" and I don't think I've ever heard of taking shots of beer.

sue_13 2007-06-26 10:14 AM

PBR is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He wasn't doing shots of it. He just can't type well. lol

Titusfied 2007-06-26 11:25 AM

Actually, you can take shots of beer, and it's quite popular. Ever hear of Power Hour? You take 1 shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes. It's the equivalent of 5 beers in an hour, which isn't bad, but for some reason it's difficult, I think because you might inhale a lot of air while taking the shots, and it fills you up mighty quick. Once you complete the Power Hour, if you're up to it, you should always go for the Century Club. 100 minutes of 1 shot per minute of beer.

I suggest trying a Lite beer for your first go around. Easier.

sue_13 2007-06-26 12:11 PM

Yeah, I've played power hour before. Glory most likely wasn't though seeing as how he was at a bar and probably wasn't ordering shots of beer. haha His message he left me was awfully retarded though. He said he was peeing and talking to me at the same time so he was talented for doing two things at once.

glory_gamer 2007-06-26 01:39 PM

It was supose to be PBR, Shots and rum n coke. my bad and yes it was a swell of a time!

Titusfied 2007-06-26 02:42 PM

Get on Halo tonight. I'm leaving work shortly, heading home, going for a run, eating dinner, then jumping on Halo. Should be on around 7ish, maybe a little later.

glory_gamer 2007-06-26 09:39 PM

My jack still isnt fixed.

gruesomeBODY 2007-06-26 11:12 PM

we raped tonight, and u really kicked ass with that BXR

glory_gamer 2007-06-27 01:29 AM

ty i try u know!

Titusfied 2007-06-27 07:21 AM

We played a LOT last night, and it was awesome. We played a Hardcore game, and these 3 were like (After we kicked their asses), "You guys suck, we weren't even playing." Which of course then led to us playing them in about 5 straight Custom Games and us whooping the absolute shit out of them, and the closest they got was within 10 kills. They were choosing the maps, weapon selection, playlist, etc. and we fucking massacred them.

Then they said that no one could beat their best player 1 vs. 1, so Gruesome took him on and beat his ass 15 - 5. Massacre. It was hillarious!

gruesomeBODY 2007-06-27 10:41 AM

IT was rape. I had fun. I played a little this morning and for some reason was playing even better then last night. I was going 35-15 pretty much every game. I hope we can get on later so i can keep raping.

Titusfied 2007-06-27 11:06 AM

Well I know I'm definitely going to be on later. As long as you get on, we'll continue the rapage.

gruesomeBODY 2007-06-27 03:15 PM

im getting on now whooop

Titusfied 2007-06-28 05:42 AM

And yes you did. We played a lot last night again, and Sue actually got on, but only sparatically, and he really didn't talk much. Fag.


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