The World is Flat!
 

I'm telling you it is, just look outside.

- Explain the need for time-zones in the flat-earth model

- Explain the horizon

- Explain the uniformity of the gravitational force

- Explain the homogeneity of atmospheric pressure

- Explain the circular shadow during a lunar eclipse

- Explain the pictures given to us by satellite -- if satellite's are not real give a viable alternative explanation for the functions they provide

Mjordan covered it all pretty well. Explain all of those things and I'll believe you.

Or, even just ONE of them.

You fell into his trap old man, how careless of you...

I fully well know that he's joking.

I suspect that Draco was joking in his anti-evolution rants as well.

Joke or not, these are still fun.

Draco obviously wasn't joking, Mjordan. He's a christian boy from Georgia.

Awww and here I was ready to help beat him down for ya...stop ownin' people before others get a chance geez.

Perhaps you're right. I just have a hard time comprehending how someone can believe what he claimed to. I guess my lack of comprehension of his ability for faith makes me think he's a troll.

If you'd lived in Georgia for a few months you'd understand like I do. It's like brainwashing there, and that's exactly what has happened with him. He follows after his father who deeply disagrees with evolution, and he's been brainwashed to do that.

Gravity is caused by invisible trolls holding everything to the ground. There are trillions of them.

Gravity - It's not only a good idea...

It's The Law™

And I'm the Sheriff

There is no such thing as evolution. He was clearly right, and HAWKING SUCKS!!111!!


( I expect MJ to do terrible things to me about 1 min after he reads this)

I have sat here staring at the screen for three minutes. I have rattled my brain for all the insults I can possibly think of. I was going to throw a long elaborate piece together, but I found that no matter how hard I rattled my brain there was nothing in there appropriate for what you just said -- nothing matched in hideousness, rancor and stupidity. Mostly I just can't match the stupidity. He's a cripple you insensitive twat. Go fuck yourself. I'm just going to leave it at that, cause quite honestly I'm dumbfounded right now.

I'm sure you are suffering a lot seeing as you know I was joking. If you didn't realize that... well ... perhaps you don't know me well enough lol.

I, also, was being facetious my gargantuan friend. If you did not sense that, perhaps it is you who does not know me well enough, and does not deserve that Yoda picture.

Nobody deserves a Yoda picture. Nobody.

Not even Chuck Norris.

Good point.

but I was conceived by medicloreans :(.