Your Friends
 

Are they assholes to you, or would they be the ones taking you to the party?

Well, your friends don't exist, so this topic is over...

I do too have friends. Video game characters count, and so does the cast of Scrubs.

LOL, my friends are assholes to me, of course.

Elaborate. What happened to make you create this thread?

A new sitcom just aired last night and he likes the cast.

Nothing at all. I was just high to tell yah the truth.

Great reason to start a thread. Most of my friends are assholes but a few are pretty decent.

I don't keep asshole friends around. All of my friends are legit.

Most of my friends are legit. If they are assholes to me, they will know about it, but most of the time it's nice. Pretty close friendship when you can basically share pot, booze, and money with them and no one fucks it up. Sorry, but most people take advantage of that.

My friends are the ones who are throwing the party and inviting me.

Heh, in my situation it's me throwing the party everytime and I invite them. But I have about 4-5 friends that, like HoH said, can share weed/booze/money and nobody has a problem with it. They're some pretty cool dudes.

On the other hand, I'm starting to get tired of my friend Ryan. He shows up to my house out of the blue without calling me and expects to get drunk and fucked up. It's like.. umm, no, I have to work in the morning I'm not drinking tonight. Then he'll start to talk shit to me about how shit's changed, blah blah. Well sorry you don't have a job and you're out of HS. I'm going places. Asshole.

Haha, those people need to be confronted/kicked out. I'm against the whole clique thing, but he's going to be a low-life without a job, you'd better do that. (Looks who is talking, but I have college soon)

That's what im saying. Ive got ONE friend that will buy a case of beer when she comes over and smokes our shit. Usually we split the bowl...and we help each other out when needed. All my other "friends" suck. Nobodys real anymore...its all about their gain...bullshit if you ask me.

I hope you ain't one of those girls that calls up and asks if I have any weed.

I fucking hate that. Yeah I got weed, bitch, but not for you!

I just say no, and continue masturbating and/or smoking.

You need to get laid.

Probably. I just don't wanna go where everyone else has been, yah know? Like on the Stewie Griffin movie, I don't want to pump a chemical toilet. I'm sure I'll have sex at college if I find a decent girl.

I'm surprised you haven't fucked at a party. From what you've said, it seems like you party frequently. I've had girls just come up to me and ask "Wanna fuck?"

I lost my virginity at a party. I had a crush on this girl forever and she finally acted like she was into me. She kept trying to get me drunk (I mean, yeah I was drunk but she wanted me to get WASTED), kept shoving bottles in my face tellin me to drink this, drink that. I knew I was gettin laid. As soon as we were done doin the dirty, we went outside and she smoked a bowl with me. I was in heaven.