OMG
 

So my best friends girlfirend comes up to me at the bar tonight and kisses me. I go what are you doing and she goes im looking for change. And then he walks up and shee fucks him in the bathroom. I have no idea whats going on.

Follow the code: bros before hos.

Dude, my best friend got laid and hasn't even been here a full 24 hours yet. What a pimp.

Thats how i always am. But i was just saying i have no idea what is going on and i would never do that to him. It was just really weird

Just don't get caught. ;) Otherwise bros before hos.

it's not illegal if you don't get caught

You guys are crazy. I mean, i've been attracted to some of my ex's friends but never f'd them. ew. and if she's willing to do that to your buddy she's got nothing good in mind for you.

She fucked her boyfriend at the bar, not a random friend.

O.o not random you say? i like that logic.

I know. I'm talking about her wanting to hook up with you, then hooking up with him..and is WITH him...ugh.

Verifiable truth.

Is this Jake's bitch? The one that he absolutely loves? Alas she DID buy him a 360, so that didn't hurt, but I thought he actually liked her?

I was assuming it wasn't a dragoon since he posted this on here!?

No not at all. Kate's cute and all but not my type.

Your not looking to marry her and I'm sure your drunk most of the time when your getting laid anyways.