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Another funny story about last night. I was talking to one of my girlfriends (who is way hot) and a friend ( also way hot) of hers comes up. She starts flirting with me like grabbing my hand and hugging me constantly. When i went off to talk to other people, she got upset that i was talking to somebody else other then her. So after i realized i might have a shot for the night, i asked her if she would like to go back to my place for a drinkl and she said yes. After we got back and had a drink, mygirlfriend comes back and insists that the two of them need to go to the bathroom and talk. Initiallly i thought it was weird, but then i thought they were talking about something, namely me. I give it like 7 minuts until i get up and just roam my house. My room is close to the bathroom so i decided to go and check aim, but find the two girls going at it hardcore on my bed. My drunk roomate is just sitting there in the cornor on his phone talking to his buddy about it and neither of them cared. Well, i grabbed my roomate and told him to just leave so he went and passed out on the couch. Me, i watched alittle bit, then left to give them some privacy. Well they came out and said that they only do that when they are wasted and that they would cook me dinner because i let them use my bed. Such a weird night.

Why didn't they have you join?

Man, that was perfect opportunity for you to get on your bed and join them. After all, it is your bed and they're using it. Gaurantee you could have joined and they wouldn't have cared.

I would have but i def thought that the possibility of whiskey dick was in full effect. So i got extremely paranoid so i just sat back and watched. Im pretty sure that this will happen again and im promising that i will not be paranoid again.

You should've looked at some porn and see if anything happened. Then you could get the fun times that are in your bed. They were probably all wasted and shit so they wouldn't have been all critical. Hell, they let that one guy watch.

I was so shocked it was happening and really wasted that i didnt know what to do. This is one of those times that i wish i could go back to the bar and punch the bartender for giving me those shots lol

lmao, you should've joined dude.

The most coherent post ever by kyeruu.

For some reason that story really pissed me off. I feel like the entire universe just fucked up. Bad. I have goosebumps of RAGE!! I AM GOING TO GRAVITIZE THE GALAXY NOW!!!!!!!

No, NO!! I cannot take it!!!!! You are the most worthless male!!

Dude, you cockblocked yourself...out of a 3-way.

For shame...

Lmao. Easy there fella.

Chocolate mousse is the most delicious dessert item.

Seriously, I'm ashamed of you Gruesome. That was pussy on a silver platter. Braggable pussy at that. YOu need to remedy that problem next time.

That's when being sober pays off?