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Vault Dweller

2007-10-09 12:21 PM

15 Truly Bizarre Patents

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let me introduce the poop catcher. The device comprises a tube with two apertures, the first of which, insertable in the anus, has a rounded end. It is made of soft to hard plastics. The second end is connected to an all-purpose suction unit. The tube is screwed into the middle of a plastics funnel.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

http://listverse.com/bizarre/15-truly-bizarre-patents/

D3V	2007-10-09 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vault Dweller

Amazing. Simply amazing.

http://listverse.com/bizarre/15-truly-bizarre-patents/

That might be a good idea for elderly.

Vault Dweller

2007-10-09 12:28 PM

Which one? The Poop Catcher or the Buttock Spreader?

D3V	2007-10-09 12:31 PM

the Catcher. Haha, those are very bizarre, tho.

!King_Amazon!

2007-10-09 12:39 PM

Some of those are actually pretty cool, like the banana protector and the entertainment urinal.

Thanatos

2007-10-09 01:31 PM

I want to wear a Groin Enhancer.

kaos	2007-10-09 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Thanatos

I want to wear a Groin Enhancer.

That is soo fucking awesome. I mean, just look at it:

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo.../jpeg-5-tm.jpg

Wow.

kaos	2007-10-09 02:10 PM

OMG, nevermind. This invention totally owns the others.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo...jpeg-12-tm.jpg

What I don't get is what does a sock have to do with lap dancing?

Vault Dweller

2007-10-09 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kaos

OMG, nevermind. This invention totally owns the others.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo...jpeg-12-tm.jpg

What I don't get is what does a sock have to do with lap dancing?

I think you're looking at the Santa Claus Detector.

This is the Lap Dance Liner

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo.../jpeg-9-tm.jpg

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