The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.
 

Har. I leave for 3 days to take care of my personal life, I come back, and this?

Apparently the failtrolls have descended upon Zelaron like screaming harpies, ready to unleash their old news and shitty grammar on me! Oh no! Better run to the cellar!

...

Yeah, I'm not even going to bother discussing what Mr. Shitcock just barfed up about me, seeing as it's such utter bullshit, lies and slander that nothing much can be said about it other than "severe idiocy at work".

Awesome.

Who are these trolls you speak of? I think the only person that did anything of that sort is Kaneda. And he wasn't really trolling, just pointing out the fact that you're all over the Internet? I think? I'm not really sure what the fuck is going on. Somebody guide me in the right direction.

Jesus is my savior!!!!

Here's the tl;dr version of how my life got flipped turned upside down.

I act like asshole in 2005-2006.
I get banned from several websites.
I go on Encyclopedia Dramatica, hoping to edit there.
Encyclopedia Dramatica gets pissed.
They google "flameviper" and find some random-ass furry site with a user named "flameviper" (who, coincidentally, is not me).
They somehow deduce that my name is Adam Ridley (also not true).
They then proceed to post various "embarassing things" about me on their website.
Almost all of my enemies, or anyone who sees the ED page and decided they don't like me, now decides to copy-paste the article into every fucking forum and chatbox, in every possible permutation, everywhere.
Epic failure.

That's all good and well but the only person here who seemed to give a shit was Kaneda and he's got quite a history of his own.

Ah, I see.

So Zelaron has its own friendly neighborhood Zeta Metroid as well?

:)

Sure.

So change your damn handle. I don't want these idiots coming here, either.

Neh. They'll go away, they've got ADD...

Your signature pisses me off.

wut...

Nice to see it's the same Flameviper picture as is shown on the ED page. :p

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ima...per_avatar.PNG

Well, yes, I drew that.

I wish my enemies had ADD :(.

I wish more of my friends had ADD, that way they could give me more adderall!


Yay for Amphetamines!!

Who are you?

He's an old-time member that suddenly popped up and started posting again. He actually had a decent post count and level of activity back in the day; I'm surprised you don't vaguely remember.

I'm surprised I don't remember, either.

>_>

Back in the day on zel to me is 2002 lol. Maybe thats why I dont remember.