you know why my hands are so numb?
 

my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum
smacked this whore for talking crap
so what if she's handicapped?

hmm... don't you mean YOUR grandmother?

'tis a sad day when older white guys try and rap.

I'm black

Nope.

I disagree.

Note: older

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu..._bald_guys.jpg

Eminem, however, is the only exception, ever. He's like the Tiger woods to our golf, we get to have the best rapper, and you guys get to have the best golfer, we both win/lose.

He's thirty-five. That is older.

str8 from da six sixty one
nuts like bubble gum
put em in yo mouth as i cum
don't giv a fuck who u is
don't giv a fuck where u from
fuck a bullet proof vest
we dodge bullets by goin dumb

cuz a no limit king n u kno this fa sho
ridin durty like chamilly wit my nigga patron
bitch gimme dome on my throne
i'm a playa and u kno this
got two bitches in the bed, doin aerobics
bitch the door is open
my flow is ferocious
just woke up at 4pm but i'm still on focus

nigga don't even get friendly
i know you see me n envy
the hoes, the clothes, and the ferri
nigga yo bitch gonna tempt me
to hit that shit, she gon lend me
yo rocks, yo glock, n yo chevy
nigga we ridin so heavy, nigga we ridin so deep
all my niggas on da creep, duckin da police
nigga we runnin da streets
fresh from head to our feet

i would go on but i just woke up from sleep

I was hoping someone would pick up the reference. I'm not that perverted. Only D12 is.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bmJv6BkY-BI

Eminem would say something like that. But he just says it too fast for normal people to hear.

It wasn't Eminem who said it.

OK, lemme watch the video...

I, too, disagree.