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Demitri Martin. He appears on the Daily Show sometimes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM http://youtube.com/watch?v=qq3pTmNXA5g&feature=related |
Wow, I just saw this guy on Comedy Central last night. He's hilarious.
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Quote:
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” "The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.” I could sit here and quote his stuff all day. This dude rocks. |
I really enjoyed the board of ideas, and the songs. Funny thing is that he looks so young.
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My favorite quote is the ticklish one.
"If someone comes up to you and asks 'Are you ticklish,' and you really don't want them to touch you, say something like 'I have diarrhea. It'll come out if you touch me.'" |
Lol, I don't think that's exactly how it goes but it's still funny.
"A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?” "I heard this lady say “I love kids.” That’s nice, a little weird though. It’s like saying “I like people, for a little while.” “How old are you? 14? Fuck off!” You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. “I love twelve-year-olds.” "I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.” |
Yeah, he's like a Mitch Hedberg II.
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Hopefully he doesn't OD on drugs like Mitch Hedberg. Because that would be plagiarism.
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