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KagomJack 2008-01-15 11:58 PM

I wanted to share this comic
 
Demitri Martin. He appears on the Daily Show sometimes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qq3pTmNXA5g&feature=related

HandOfHeaven 2008-01-16 06:18 AM

Wow, I just saw this guy on Comedy Central last night. He's hilarious.

Thanatos 2008-01-16 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Wow, I just saw this guy on Comedy Central last night. He's hilarious.

I watched the same show. This guy reminds me of Mitch Hedburg at times. He really has no plot to his jokes, they're just so random and off-the-wall that they're brilliant.

“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”

"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”

I could sit here and quote his stuff all day. This dude rocks.

HandOfHeaven 2008-01-16 10:06 AM

I really enjoyed the board of ideas, and the songs. Funny thing is that he looks so young.

KagomJack 2008-01-16 10:17 AM

My favorite quote is the ticklish one.

"If someone comes up to you and asks 'Are you ticklish,' and you really don't want them to touch you, say something like 'I have diarrhea. It'll come out if you touch me.'"

Thanatos 2008-01-16 10:32 AM

Lol, I don't think that's exactly how it goes but it's still funny.

"A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?”

"I heard this lady say “I love kids.” That’s nice, a little weird though. It’s like saying “I like people, for a little while.” “How old are you? 14? Fuck off!” You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. “I love twelve-year-olds.”

"I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”

Grav 2008-01-16 05:46 PM

Yeah, he's like a Mitch Hedberg II.

HandOfHeaven 2008-01-16 07:56 PM

Hopefully he doesn't OD on drugs like Mitch Hedberg. Because that would be plagiarism.


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