Top 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals
 

http://www.cracked.com/article_15926...g-rituals.html

Some of this shit is hilarious.

#16 kagom

Kagom: Found tangling himself in himself, while masturbating into his hair and using it for hair gel. Keeping his hair very lubricated, he finds poor females, and head-butts them in the vagina's until they become pregnant.

lmao dot

I'm so glad I got a special mention.