Play the HOW TO OFFEND ZELARON Game
 

XennXI: oops
XennXI: i spilled penguins dads rootbeer on me
TheAssassin314: wtf?
TheAssassin314: does that even make sence
TheAssassin314: Or did thatdude wake up from ur bead and start typing again
Zelaron: "sence" doesn't make any sense
Zelaron: =)
Zelaron: sorry ^_^
XennXI: you made me spew penguin
XennXI: now my keyboard is all gooey
TheAssassin314: PASJF!
TheAssassin314: i spell how i wish to spell =o
XennXI: you spell AND smell like smokey the bear had a rectal inflamation
Zelaron: I know how to spell, even though I'm a "dumb swede"
XennXI: no your not
XennXI: thats terrible who said that
XennXI: cause your really EURO TRASH!
XennXI: lol
Zelaron: hehe, americans that say that the "war with europe" sucks
TheAssassin314: HUKHUKHUK
XennXI: yeah its too easy
XennXI: we dont even have to use heavy arms
Zelaron: No offense, but lots of americans are really dumb
Zelaron: You two aren't, and most Zelaron people aren't either, but...
TheAssassin314: KEKEKEK
XennXI: dont blame me for the SWEDISH IMMIGRANTS!
Zelaron: Yes, there are lots of stubborn americans
TheAssassin314: americans Bomb joo now, Own joo later
TheAssassin314: Lol
Zelaron: Swedish people are underrated
TheAssassin314: NO
TheAssassin314: SWEDISH GIRLS ARE
TheAssassin314: THEY ARE ALL BLONDE
TheAssassin314: AND IN LOTS OF PORN!
Zelaron: The US population thinks swedish chiefs have the intelligence of a 12-year old
TheAssassin314: Chefs?
Zelaron: But all right, I'll admit it
Zelaron: no, lol
TheAssassin314: =0
Zelaron: But all right, I'll admit it
TheAssassin314: Admit what
Zelaron: Swedish people are terribly bad at English in general
TheAssassin314: ....
TheAssassin314: so what
XennXI: cause they wander around
TheAssassin314: they are SWEDISH
Zelaron: I'm not sure :|
XennXI: riding 5 wheel bikes
XennXI: and going
TheAssassin314: LOL
XennXI: bonjour sex0r!
TheAssassin314: Five wheel bikes
TheAssassin314: Lol
XennXI: the new wheelbarrow.. with WHEELS!
TheAssassin314: lol
TheAssassin314: 0_0
XennXI: no offense to chruse
XennXI: lets rag on taco now
TheAssassin314: no fun
TheAssassin314: tacos not here
XennXI: ok
XennXI: invite demi
Zelaron: I can't be offended =)
TheAssassin314: Demi???
TheAssassin314: ewww
XennXI: oh really?
XennXI: i can offend you
TheAssassin314: TALKA BOUT THAT SWEDISH ONLY HAS 1 HELIPAD
Zelaron: I'm sorry
TheAssassin314: IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
XennXI: is that your dick or do you have a parasite?!
TheAssassin314: AND CHRUSER has never seen a HELICOPTER
TheAssassin314: lol
Zelaron: What's the point?
Zelaron: lol penguin
XennXI: they have this new invention chruser
Zelaron: I've seen ONE!
Zelaron: :-D
XennXI: its called "ANTISEPTICS"
TheAssassin314: ONE? =p
TheAssassin314: at least you admit
Zelaron: yes, we have one helipad
XennXI: ive seen one fly over my house
XennXI: twice!
Zelaron: also, we have a 116 times lower debt than you guys
Zelaron: and you have 130 helipads
Zelaron: does that ring any bells?
TheAssassin314: CAuse the swedes are still using the Wright brother planess
TheAssassin314: and havent discovered the helicopter
XennXI: i dunno but i think i hear your dad
XennXI: he wants his dick back
TheAssassin314: haha
TheAssassin314: yeah but
XennXI: (just trying to offend you mr. cant be offended)
Zelaron: Well, you haven't discovered fusion power yet, so I guess that evens up =)
TheAssassin314: USA has DEBT but NO ONE CAN FORCE US TO PAy
TheAssassin314: CAUSE WE OWN
TheAssassin314: =p
TheAssassin314: yes
TheAssassin314: i discorved it in my backyard
Zelaron: Ever wondered why the percentage of successful swedish artists/engineers is way greater than the US?
TheAssassin314: 2 rocks and some soil *BOOM*
XennXI: i found a swedish fish once
Zelaron: Because US people are stubborn, and lazy
XennXI: it was all gummi and useless
TheAssassin314: Thats cause we know we own
TheAssassin314: and we need to relax =p
Zelaron: who needs gummi when you have a swedish girl? =)
XennXI: chruser
Zelaron: lo
Zelaron: lol*
XennXI: your about as straight as a circle
TheAssassin314: anyway chruser
TheAssassin314: your not swedish your korean
TheAssassin314: and koreans eat CATS
TheAssassin314: and DOGS
Zelaron: it's straight from a X0, Y0, Z90 angle
XennXI: speaking of gummi worms, is that your dick or did they start making them in EXTRA SMALL?
Zelaron: =)
TheAssassin314: I KNOW MY XYZ ANGLES
TheAssassin314: I DESIGNED HALF LIFE MAPS
TheAssassin314: SO BOOYA
Zelaron: I thought someone was going to start insulting me? =)
XennXI: chruser you need to check out the world wide web.. i suppose your homepage would be www.takemenow.gay
XennXI: ok that was lame
Zelaron: Yes, but lameness usually comes from lame people =)
Zelaron: So it evens up anyway
XennXI: by the way your boyfriend called.. he wants to be a webmaster
Zelaron: I don't have a boyfriend... sorry to disappoint you, but I don't want you either =)
Zelaron: Thanks for asking though... *turns around and runs*
XennXI: your so queer you have to come to OUR country to get a girlfriend
XennXI: and SHES FOREIGN!
Zelaron: she's not my gf
Zelaron: it's just a sex thing =)
Zelaron: There are plenty of girls over here
XennXI: the lab is angry
XennXI: they didnt finish testing you
XennXI: (wtf xenn? *judo slap*)
TheAssassin314: judo? rofl
XennXI: austin powers
Zelaron: They didn't need to test me for any longer, since I was already perfected =)
XennXI: no your getting mixed up with sharks
Zelaron: No, but "your" a fool when you type like that
XennXI: why dont you go make a snow television, since youll never get a real one in your backwards little country!
XennXI: i could use proper grammar
XennXI: i can beat you in a grammar contest
XennXI: JUDO INSULT!
TheAssassin314: judo = tai quan do...
XennXI: its from austin powers
Zelaron: ...and that comes from YOU, in a country with "9 minutes of music, guaranteed... As long as you listen to 9 minutes of messages from our sponsors"
XennXI: what was that?
XennXI: you wanna say that TO MY FACE?!
XennXI: oh wait
XennXI: you cant
Zelaron: Oh, right, you don't even have a radio to listen to
XennXI: you live in EL SWEDEN!
XennXI: we dont need radios
XennXI: we have NEW inventions
Zelaron: Liar, you just stole the TV's from the mexicans
XennXI: not recycled electronics from japan
TheAssassin314: lol
TheAssassin314: stealing ANYTHING from the mexicans is a bad idea
Zelaron: Your country is a "bad idea"
TheAssassin314: our military OWNS tho
XennXI: tell it to washington cause my face aint listenin
Zelaron: Bush is stupid too. At least he admitted that
TheAssassin314: you and your
Zelaron: That's why he's surrounded by "smart" people
TheAssassin314: Swedish Royal Guard OOO))00o
XennXI: prime minister
XennXI: a Minister whos in his Prime?
XennXI: thats who runs your country!/
XennXI: at least we ONCE had a decent leader
Zelaron: At least we don't need 11.8 million men running around in circles when a plane crashes into a house
XennXI: me!
XennXI: a house?
Zelaron: plus, we wouldn't bomb afghan civilians like you do
XennXI: is that what you call buildings?
Zelaron: We're smart enough to stay neutral
TheAssassin314: lol
XennXI: cause you cant comprehend anything beyond a mud hut?
Zelaron: Well, all you have is "ruins"
XennXI: you dont even have bombs
Zelaron: look at the WTC
Zelaron: =)
TheAssassin314: i cant even comprehend a mud hat
TheAssassin314: so what
TheAssassin314: we still have
TheAssassin314: ALL These otehr buildings
TheAssassin314: taht own urs
XennXI: you run around with primitive spears
Zelaron: Terrorists are stupid too, though
XennXI: throwing them at monkies
XennXI: yelling warcries
Zelaron: Want to know what the biggest potential threat is?
XennXI: your ass?
Zelaron: Close... suitcases
XennXI: i know
XennXI: if they got into your country
Zelaron: Do you have any idea how much money you have to spend in order to build a working hydrogen bomb?
XennXI: it could throw the balance off
XennXI: and start a riot
TheAssassin314: lol
XennXI: about 498649$ more than your government will ever have
XennXI: ok
XennXI: im done with the insults
Zelaron: The US: 97% litteracy
Sweden: 99% litteracy
XennXI: i beat you out!
TheAssassin314: I POINTED THAT OUT
XennXI: i did a report on literacy
Zelaron: that's 8.3 MILLION americans unable to read or write
TheAssassin314: u cant USE DAT
XennXI: afhanistan has about 4%
TheAssassin314: NOO
TheAssassin314: U RIPED MY IDEA
TheAssassin314: U TACO
TheAssassin314: U TAACOOO!
XennXI: now
XennXI: lets just pos tthis on zelaron
XennXI: and burn it


Yeh well.. Some things I said were stupid and retarded.. but I beat him in the end!

....................right.............

XennXI: cause they wander around
TheAssassin314: they are SWEDISH
Zelaron: I'm not sure :|
XennXI: riding 5 wheel bikes
XennXI: and going
TheAssassin314: LOL
XennXI: bonjour sex0r!


LMFAO BONJOUR SEXXOR!

this matter because?

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not true


:O)

who actuallly read the whole thing?

not me :D

I just scrolled down through it.

I read the whole thing!

i did!! cuz im a stupid american!! but our military pwns ur sorry asses

Im glad I live in a country that doesnt revolve around the military firepower

I wonder who canada would goto if they ever got attacked by another country and needed sum help...

Why would Canada ever be under attack? We are afterall, a peaceful nation.:)

the United states, then britain.

Britian is cool cause they have 007 :D

my point exactly...
and it doesn't matter what your country is, it depends on what some extremist belive they need to destroy

If their target is Canada, I believe they have better things to do. :O)

but don't they all...

Canada, ya hey din dere da Packers, ya hey, din dere Packers at da duperbowl, ya-hey... I'm a true Wisconsinite... (go packers!)

bump.