Zelaron Gaming Forum - The Ducks are not Mine.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/th...ne_david_t.php

Seven legged spider man, David Thorne, is back. This time, his landlords e-mailed him with concerns about pets in the apartment, his first response is:

Quote:

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David

Hilarity ensues.