Get this thing off of meeeee
 

Ankle monitors are designed to be tamper-resistant and can often alert police to tampering attempts.

If they monitor your vitals, even sawing off your foot would alert the cops :p

Well, let's not rule anything out guys. I say give it a shot.

Worse comes to worse, keep a sewing kit handy. That, a lot of towels and you'll probably want to have a couple guns and drug paraphernalia sitting around for when the cops show up. Either you get lucky and they shoot on sight, or they make you stand and submit to a strip search with cuffs behind your back.

Good luck, flamingo man.

bad idea.

How about you just not let this happen to you?
I say they add a bomb to it, while they're at it.

Im sorry, but I love that picture.. win!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to -Spector- again.

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